Hey, this is actually a present for my sister's B-day, a KagePro fanfic! Yes, it is. I've never been writing stories for some time because I wanted to go back to my anime, manga and Vocaloid songs. But, unfortunately, I'm back! (PLEASE DO NOT MIND MY ,"/, " OR WHATEVER THANK YOU)
Anyway, this is like an immediately made-up story I said while having dinner to STHD T3T (because it is) since I was bored. Since I promised my sister to write a "Konoha Dies" story, he has to die, but to all the Konoha fans, I'll put it bluntly so it won't be long. You can skip it. You know the disclaimers.
One rainy day, Konoha died in his sleep. The End.
Okay, end of birthday present.
It all started when Shintaro was reading a shoujo manga online on his computer. Everybody and everything's ooc in this so when he realised it was about shounen ai, Konoha came in. Shintaro, whose brain was malfunctioning at that time, tried to cover the computer screen with a bottle of mineral water that was lamely placed beside him. Since everything's ooc, soda stuff wasn't Shintaro's life. Anyway, Konoha asked,"Why're you covering the screen with that?" Shintaro, brain still malfunctioning, hastily replied,"B-because the computer wants to drink it?"
Konoha looked confused for a moment and asked,"But, won't Shinta- I mean, the computer explode?" Shintaro was shocked. Then, he said in a soft voice,"You're saying... I exploded?"
"Uh, no, I acci-"
"You're saying I exploded?!" With that, Shintaro stood up and ran away crying like a high school girl who was rejected by a piece of crap, leaving his computer on stand by. Konoha stood there until Hibiya came in. Seeing Konoha acting like a statue, he asked, "What's wrong?"
Konoha sighed and replied, "I hurt Shintaro."
Thanks to STHD T3T who pointed many things to yaoi (in this case, "hurt" points to yaoi), Hibiya got the wrong idea and was shocked.
"...You... did yaoi things to Shintaro?!" Then Hibiya ran away crying like a middle school girl after an argument with her best friend. Konoha stared. Just then, Kido walked in like a man. Seeing Konoha in a distressed state, she asked like a man, "Hey, do you need some manly advice from me?" Konoha, appreciating her help, briefly described his situation.
"Why don't you just apologise to them and try to explain yourself to them (LIKE A MAN)? Here, a book." Kido MANLY-LY gave Konoha a book called "Th* F*v* L*ngu*g*s o* Apology" for him to read. After flipping through the pages, Konoha suddenly threw the book to a far corner and shouted," THIS IS SO USELESS!" Kido saw this and use her manliness power to punch him in the stomach and shouted at him," What the f***! I spent, like, $20 on that, you ass! You didn't even read through it thoroughly! Don't go throwing it around as if it's Hibiya or something! Hmph!" Before Konoha could say that he doesn't throw Hibiya around Kido stabbed his arm with her middle finger (LIKE A MAN), kicked him in the leg (LIKE A MAN) and stomped away (LIKE A MAN). Konoha stayed on the ground cos' of the damage he sustained from Kido. Mary passed by, smirked evilly, kicked him and happily walked away. Just then, the sound of the unlocking of the door was heard and Seto came in to see Konoha lying down. Seto, feeling awkward, stared at him. Konoha stared back.
"OH SHIT!" Konoha suddenly shouted, freaking Seto out. "I MADE THREE PEOPLE FRIGGIN' HATE ME, MARY EVILLY SMIRK AT ME AND YOU STARE AT ME IN AWKWARDNESS! WHAT THE HELL! I SUCK!"
Seto looked at him and asked,"Are you all right?"
"F*** NO!"
Then Seto was hurt. Konoha could tell and he felt bad.
"Uh, Seto? You know, since we're all ooc, I'm acting like a madman. Sorry."
"...Okay. I'm sorry too."
And there was silence.
THERE'S A CHAPTER 2?!
