(Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. I'd put in more witty comments in here, but I'm too tired to think. Now shut up and read before I take out my pin and pop your birthday balloons.)
No Matter How Many Times We Kiss
"1...2...3..."
Kisame quietly breathed in as the younger male paused his rain of kisses to count.
"...4...5..."
As Itachi pressed his lips on the shark man's cheek, he searched for spots that he'd missed.
"6...7...8..."
In seconds, he found some and quickly reached up to kiss his eyes and forehead.
"...9...10...11..."
The ex-Hidden Mist nin gasped sharply as the Uchiha attacked his ears and throat. Itachi grinned and continued with his search.
"12...13...14...15..."
He slightly frowned to find the shark man's shirt blocking the way he was traveling. He looked up to see Kisame's slightly reddened face. The prodigy pouted when the older nin refused to give him consent to move lower, er, forward.
"You'd do more than kissing," he said, "and I am definitely not going to risk my pride by letting somebody walk in on us in any way, shape, or form."
Itachi whined, "But you said I can give you anything my little Uchiha heart desired for your birthday, and this is what I'm giving you: Birthday Kisses. Don't you like it?" Kisame rolled his eyes.
"It's not that you don't always forcibly give it to me ALL the time."
"You like it," the prodigy snickered as he sneaked a kiss on the older man's lower lip. "Stop denying. Anyway, you should appreciate every gift you receive. It's not your birthday everyday, you know. Even Sir Leader gave you one."
"Yeah, a 2-day break from work. Woo-hoo, joy," Kisame raised his arms to make a sarcastic cheering gesture. "I do---yah!" The shark man jumped when he felt something invade his stomach. He found the younger man continuing downward with his 'Birthday Kisses'. "S-stop Itachi-sa---haha...th-that, hehehe---ti-tick-tickles...hahaha..." The older nin tried to push the Uchiha prodigy off him, but his strength was lost during the series of tickles and laughter.
"...25...26...Kisame, stop squirming. I'm not done yet," Itachi complained, "27...28...almost done..."
The younger man placed one more kiss on one of Kisame's abs, then climbed back up to face him. The shark man was wiping off tears of laughter when his mouth was suddenly covered by the other's lips. Itachi played with the older nin's hair as Kisame wrapped his arms around his neck to deepen the kiss. They parted after a few seconds, savoring the moment.
"They do say 'save the best for last', eh?" Itachi grinned. Kisame only turned redder and shyly grinned back. The prodigy smiled at the older nin and whispered in his ear.
"Happy 30th Birthday."
