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EVERYONE! THIS IS REWRITTEN! The other version was stupid and really short, so I rewrote it.

This is a spin off of the Boy meets world episode where Shawn dreams he's a murderer. That's my favorite episode, and I thought it would work out ok. Enjoy!

Disclaimer- I don't own the dudes from Lizzie McGuire, I just love to watch them. Especially Clueless and Dear Lizzie...

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It started out as an ordinary day, just like any other. Lizzie McGuire, David "Gordo" Gordon and Miranda Sanchez all sat in their English class. They were early and Mr. Digg (Who was subbing) had not yet arrived. Gordo sat next to Lizzie and in front of Miranda. Secretly, he was happy with the seating arrangement. He'd had a crush on Lizzie forever, but he couldn't tell her that.

Lizzie was chatting (or rather, squealing excitedly) about Ethan Craft. He had supposedly asked Lizzie to the Digital Bean for lunch the next day (The day was Friday) and Miranda couldn't be happier for her.

Kate Saunders sauntered in the door and up to where the trio was seated with her hands on her hips. "I've got a bone to pick with you, McGuire." She said. "You stay away from Ethan Craft."
Lizzie just looked at Kate. "Why would I do that?" She asked defiantly, standing up.

"Because he is my man." Kate explained, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

Miranda stood up and looked Kate in the eye. "Ethan doesn't belong to anyone, Kate!" She said, narrowing her eyes.

Kate narrowed hers too. "Oh, and what are you going to do about it, call your mommy?" Kate mocked, snickering.

"No!"

"Oh please, Sanchez!" Kate rolled her eyes, spun on her heel, and started to walk away.

The next thing she knew, a packet of paper flew through the air and hit her on the back of the head. Miranda had thrown her notebook.

Kate gasped and threw her own notebook back at Miranda. Lizzie threw her pencil at Kate and it clipped her ear before whizzing into the trash can behind her.

Gordo got hit in the head with the ball of papers Kate threw and although he was trying to stay out of their fight, had to join and threw it back at Kate.

Ethan Craft, Danny Kessler and Larry Tudgeman entered the classroom next and saw the supply fight going on.

"Food fight!" Ethan cried and Lizzie, Kate, Miranda, and Gordo stopped what they were doing for a moment to roll their eyes. *Animated Lizzie rolls her eyes. "Hey, I count too!"*

"Uh, Ethan? We're not in the cafeteria, and there is no food here." Gordo pointed out.

"Oh." Ethan shrugged. The quartet resumed the supply fight and the three other joined it.

Pencils, papers, notebooks, rulers, and folders flew across the room. The door opened suddenly and a notebook (Kate's) crashed into Mr. Digg.

"Lizzie, Miranda, Ethan, Kate, Danny, Larry, and David, please follow me." he said.

"Who's David?" Ethan asked, looking confused. *Animated Lizzie "But it's a cute look! I swear!"*

"Me." Gordo said, raising an eyebrow at Ethan.

"Oh."

"Mr. Digg, I assure, I had nothing to do with this!" Kate whined.

"Now Kate, I saw you throwing things just like everyone else. I believe this is your notebook." Mr. Digg replied, holding up the notebook that hit him. He beckoned for the seven to follow which they did.

They followed him all the way to the principal's office.

The filed in and all stood around the principal's desk. (I cannot, for the life of me, remember his name. If you know PLEASE tell me, so I can change it.) After talking to Mr. Digg for a moment, he turned to the kids.

"Can one of you tell me why this happened?" Everyone started talking at once, blaming each other. The principal raised a hand and called for silence.

"I believe I asked for a reason, not who started it." he said. "Now, can someone say why, and not pin the blame on each other?" *Animated Lizzie looks around. There are crickets chirping.*

"I see." The principal said. "In that case, I am assigning all of you detention. It will be held today after school."

"That's not fair!" Kate cried. "I did nothing wrong!"

"Miss Saunders, would you like to stay tomorrow too?" The principal asked.

"No sir." Kate looked down.

"Now then, all of you go back to class. Go on!" he shooed them all away and they all walked back to the English classroom.

"This is all your fault Sanchez." Kate said moodily, glaring at her.

Gordo spoke up. "Actually, if you hadn't been claiming Ethan, Miranda would have no reason to throw the book at you."

"Yeah yeah yeah, whatever." Kate said, waving her hand as if she didn't care.

"Well you brought it up."

The rest of the day passed quickly. The seven in detention plodded slowly to the room. Mr. Digg was the detention teacher.

"Great, two and a half hours with Kate." Lizzie grumbled on the way there.

"Well at least Ethan will be there!" Miranda pointed out.

"Yeah, but Kate will be hogging him!"

Gordo stared down at the floor. He hated when they obsessed over Ethan Craft, especially Lizzie. Sure, he had good looks, but his brains wouldn't fill a thimble. Gordo thought Lizzie deserved someone better. Some one like him.

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Right, so like the new and improved version? Actually, that makes no sense. If something is new, it isn't improved, and if it's just improved, it already exists, so it's not new.

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