Kris: This is what happens when two nerds for different fandoms talk. I wrote this mainly for my friend. Who's crazy about ff7.
Summary: What happens when two hotties from the same school don't get along? An all out war. (FF7xbeyblade crossover)
Warnings: Crazy fandom mixing.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story. The show/game. Or even the words. Those, I barrowed from the alphabet.
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Running along the track outside the school, blond hair flying every which way. Blue eye narrow. He would win! There's no way some Emo sissy boy could beat him.
Looking back Cloud gasped, the Emo was catching up! How in the world did that happen? He was way ahead of that blue haired freak! Picking up the pace Cloud sprinted, giving it all he's got, the finish line is in sight! He's going to win!
Feeling a gush of wind to his side, Cloud's eyes went wide. The Emo got ahead! That annoying kid who thought he was better then he really was. Kai; even his name pissed him off.
Watching Kai run across the finish line, Cloud groaned. It wasn't his fault Kai was on the track team!
Skidding to a stop, Cloud hung his head low. He had lost.
"Wow Cloud, I never knew humans could go at such slow speeds." Kai's red eyes bright with superiority, lips twisted into a evil smirk.
"Shut it Kai, You only won 'cause you have no life. All you do is run." Cloud said while throwing a dirty look at the Emo.
Biting back even more insults. Could walked past Kai bumping his shoulder against the smaller teen.
"Watch it you blond freak!" Kai shouted at the enraged blonde.
Throwing his shirt on to the locker room bench. Cloud sighed, he hated it when Kai won. He hated that stupid smirk on his face. And cocky look in his pink eyes. (Though Kai calls them red) Hearing the door open, Cloud prayed it wasn't the annoying teen. Looking over, the blonde let go of the breath he was holding. It was only Vincent.
"Cloud, what happened? You just let that guy win!" Vincent ran a pale hand through his thick black hair. "I swear dude, I might not be able to hang out with you anymore. Not if you're going to let some whiny rich kid walk all over you."
Staring up at his Goth friend. "I don't let that rich Emo "walk all over me"! Remember last week, when I beat him in swimming laps! I got twice as much as Kai did!" Cloud said jabbing Vincent in the chest, then stormed from the room. Shirt still lying on the bench. (Just for Erin)
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Passing through the halls of the school. Kai was the man. The girls trying to talk to him, all of them failing, he didn't talk to people. If he did it was only to insult them.
Beating that blonde sissy was the best. The look of shock on his face every time he lost. Priceless!
"Kai! Wait up!" Giving a small glance over his shoulder. Kai saw Rei running to try and catch him. His long pony tail swinging behind him.
"Kai! Dear God, how fast do you walk!?" Holding his hand to his chest. "It felt like I was running for hours."
"What do you want Rei? I'm going to be late for class." He said batting blue hair out of his face.
"Clouds going round telling everyone in school that he's better then you at fighting." Rei hated being the barer of bad news. "And he says he's beaten you some many time you cry in your sleep when you think about him." Rei closed his eyes. Hoping he wasn't going to be on the other end of Kai's anger.
"He said that." Kai's voice low, the words coming out in a harsh hiss. "Rei, I think we need to teach that kid a lesson." Eyes narrowed.
"Kai, in case you forgot. You don't know how to fight." Moving out of the way of Kai's fist. Which came at him at full force. "See you can't even hit me!"
"Shut it Rei! I was having a evil moment!"
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Flipping through his history book. Vincent smirked, hopefully his rumor that Kai lost to cloud in a fight would start something good, and worth watching. Vincent couldn't let his best friend lose to that rich boy again! And there is no way Cloud could lose in a fight with Kai. Cloud's been fighting with Sephiroth for years now. And Sephie was one of the best fighter in town.
"Mr. Valentine, is there some thing wrong? Or am I just boring you?" Looking up, the teacher stared down with evil eyes. Mr. Crie hated when people zoned out during class.
"No sir, Mr. Crie, I was just…..Being Goth!" Getting up from his chair, Vincent threw it across the room.
"The undead have no love for the unfaithful!" Running from the room, his red scarf trailing after him. Chains jingled as he ran. Making his outburst even more dramatic.
'Hehe, I so got off spot free!' He thought giggling like a school girl.
Enjoying his now free period, seeing as no one bothered to look for the 'crazy goth kid who believes in zombies' Vincent decided to spy on Kai. "See what the loser's up too."
Wandering through the halls. Vincent found Kai's math class. Peaking through the window in the door. He laughed, Kai was bad at math. There he was, standing at the board, failing at every math problem the teacher had him do. "Here, it's a wonder Kai made into high school."
"Vincent what are you doing!?" Hearing a high scream from the hall, Vincent paled, there they were, the pink freaks of the school; Hilary and Aeris. The teachers pets. And worst of all, they were woman! The worlds more evil monsters.
"Um… Learning math?" Lying to the faces of pure evil. Something that he never thought he would do.
"Sure, and I guess you're peaking in a lower math class cause you're failing?" Aeris's voice sharp. "Cut the crap Vincent, what are you doing?" Hilary nodding in agreement.
Groaning, he would never get out of this now. He had to tell the truth.
"… Spying on Kai?" Praying to God that the pink monsters would let him off.
Aeris stared at the goth for a minute. Trying to find a hint of him lying. "Well, I guess I can believe that. So Is the Emo stupid or what?" Moving to stand next to Vincent. Peaking through the window. "HA! What a loser. Can't even do simple math!" Laughing along with Vincent.
"Hey!" Looking back over, Hilary look pissed. "Kai isn't stupid! He just doesn't care. Aeris! How could you side with the goth and blonde Emo!? I thought you where smarter then that!"
"Well, Hilary, some of us like to side with winners. And, I guess you're not one of them. Plus Cloud is way hotter then Kai!. I mean, who likes a freak who wear face paint?" Aeris's voice held a mocking tone.
"Aeris, Kai is WAY hotter then that blonde weirdo with a wolf fetish. I mean, I would much rather have some one who looks like they could hold their own in the world. Not some stupid drooling blonde monkey!" Hilary shouted back at her former best friend. "I don't think I can be seen with some one who thinks Blonde is better then Blue." Turning on her heel. Hilary marched away. Calling back over her shoulder. "PLUS! BLUE IS A SOOTHING COLOR!"
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Kai sighed, he was tired. He spent all morning spreading a rumor about how Cloud would cross dress on the weekends, and go by the name of, Miss, Kim Boa. (Pink dress and all) After all, he had to do some thing back to the freak. Seeing as Cloud said he couldn't fight.
Hearing loud and clumsy steps coming toward him. Kai could only guess who it could be.
"KAI! GET YOU'RE SKINNY BUTT BACK HERE!"
Yup, Cloud must have heard about his weekend hobby. Turning around Kai gasped. A fist landed it's self right on Kai's jaw. Knocking him back a few steps.
"Miss Kim Boa?!" Cloud screamed at the now stunned teen.
Laughing to himself Kai sighed. "That's right, I guess the 'greatest fighter of the school' Likes to feel pretty every once in a while."
Cloud seethed. "That it Kai! I can't take your crap any more!" Lifting his fist up. Getting ready to take down the annoying punk once and for all.
"WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU TWO DOING!?" Stopping in mid motion. Kai and Cloud gasped. They had been caught, by the most annoying teacher ever. Mr. Crie.
"WHERE YOU TWO FIGHTING?! THAT'S IT! THE OFFICE. NOW!" Grabbing both of the teens by the arm. Dragging them down the hall. "I just hate it when you kids fight! Don't you know, that if you bash each others brains in. You won't be able to get a job! And with out a job, you'll be fight each other for the last can of beans at the homeless shelters!" The teacher kept rambling on, both of the teens have zoned out ages ago.
"Kai, I swear, if I get kicked out of school. I'm going to kill you in your sleep. Cut off your head, and mail it to your family. But not after carving 'prissy boy' on your forehead." Cloud whispered, so the teacher wouldn't hear.
"Cloud, I'll kill you while you're awake. And then shave your head. Mail it to your family. But not before, I've spooned out all your brains. Feed it to my cats, and filled the empty skull with peanut butter. And mocking birds!"
The argument was cut short, when both teens were thrown harshly in to the principles office.
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Kris: Well, I don't really know what to say about this one. I know Kai seemed a little… Well on the losing side. But things will be better for him in the next chapter. I swear! And please R&R Tell me what I can do to make it better.
