Sage of Heros' talk show with: Fullmetal Alchemist!

Sage of heroes: Hello. I am Sage of heroes. My friend Nakori Elvenborn told me of this place so I decided to join with a funny thing, a talk show. She will be apart of this little silliness.

Nakori: Yo folks, treat her kindly as you have me!!!

Sage: I will be doing a series of talk show/interview things with various anime characters and game characters. First up is Fullmetal Alchemist, I am a link fan to however. Well any woooo here is the first chapter! My inspiration is a writer called Wandering samurai, Love ya man. This will be script form.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA ppl so no suing.

A young woman with long blond hair in dreads, the tips colored green, blue and red, Stood before and abandoned Kelly and Regis set and grinned " Well hello there new place of dwelling" she snapped her fingers and the set transformed into a new hipper talk show place, the outside took a Castle form.

Woman: Excellent, Now all that's needed are my guests….

She walked over to a storage door and opened it. Instead of seeing storage stuff a shimmer portal was there.

Woman: Got to love sci-fi for stargates. reaches into the portal and digs through it oook hmmm hello Seems like I have Fullmetal for this one.

She pulled her hand out and with it came Edward Elric. He was Dazed and very confused.

Ed: what the? I thought I was in the gate…

Woman: mmm not any more my dear Edward Elric. Right now you're in my studio to take part in a series of episodes where crazy things will happen to you and your friends when I bring them here later.

Edward just stared at her like she was crazy.

Woman: oh don't look at me like that Ed. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I am Sage of Heros, and you can call me Sage for short.

Edward nodded and looked around the place then back at her.

Ed: so im not dead…and all I have to do here is answers some stuff?

Sage: yep...among some other things

Ed: I am not going to like this am I?

Sage: you will when we bother Roy.

Ed: wow...Well how did you bring me here? Alchemy?

Sage: Nopers, something far more powerful, Author powers.

Ed: …im not going to like those am I?

Sage: No…not really, only I can use them.

Ed: crud.

Sage: yes Ed. Crud. Go get some rest, tomorrow we begin my show.

She snapped her fingers and he was in a nice room. Ed shrugged and lay down on the bed to sleep.

Next day!!!!

Readers file into the seats and so forth camera crews come in and set up everything. Sage walked on to the set waving.

Sage: Hello everyone! Welcome to my show! I am Sage of heros, but call me sage for short. This show is about me interviewing anime characters, and the first episodes will be with Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist!!!!!! Let's welcome him everyone!

People cheer and clap as Ed walks in proudly. Sage motions for him to sit down in an egg chair. (I love egg chairs )

Sage: so Ed, the first question I have for you regard something about your lifestyle.

Ed: ok, ask away.

Sage: Why is it that you hate milk so much?

Ed: well, duh, its nasty tasting that's why.

Sage: Ed that's not a real answer.

Ed: well it's my answer anyway.

Sage: .this is going to be a long day….

Sage: that's the first part to chapter one people. Read and review. You may ask questions and send in dares for Ed and the rest of the cast when they come. Thank you for your time for reading this! You're all beautiful for doing so! And sorry if it's short.