Disclaimer:
I do not own the source material. i just play in her world.

January 9, 1999

Dear Professor Snape,

No I do not want to remind him that he once taught me.

Dear Mr. Snape,

"Aghh". This sounds too formal and impersonal.

Dear Severus,

I hope this letter finds you well. I would like to wish you a "Happy Birthday" and included a bottle of Ogden's Finest Firewhiskey Draco told me you enjoy. I hope you enjoy this bottle with a suitable companion. I would happily volunteer myself as I am free this evening.

Who am I kidding? He would not want to spend the evening drinking Firewhiskey with me! How do you tell a former teacher that you fancy the pants off of him and want to pursue a more intimate relationship than student- teacher? I annoyed him immensely as a student. I set him on fire, stole from him, hexed him, and defended him in equal measures. I saved him indirectly by breaking the wards on his rooms, stealing his healing potions, and informing Draco as to his location. He lived because I interfered. Does he hate me now? He never responded to my previous letters.

I love you. I have for a long time, but I never admitted it. I think you should know that one person cares about you. I know Lily did not return your feelings. I expect nothing from you. I just thought u would enjoy my confession. Now you can laugh at me.

Happy Birthday,

Hermione Granger

There another letter written. I will place this in the box with the rest. What time is it? Crap! I am late in meeting Draco for dinner; the Malfoys despise tardiness.

Three hours later

Where is it? All the letters are gone! Who knew where I placed them? Draco! I will Avada you. "I am coming!"

"What are you doing here?"

"Your letter stated you would be available this evening."

Author's Note:

First published fan fiction. This is just a stream of conscious drabble which came to me in honor of our favorite snarky professor's birthday. I could be convinced to continue. Thank you.