Beast Boy WUVS Trigon

a sequel to Attacked By A Green Bunny!

This is a parody of BB and Trigon,well, here u go.

Beast Boy's pov

"RAVEN,RAVEN!...I FINALLY FINISHED IT!"I screamed to her.

"You finished what?"Raven said.

"I finished the note to Trigon! Will you read it?"she took the note from my hand and said out loud,"Dear Azarath...if this is a note to Trigon,from Beast Boy,about Beast Boy telling Trigon to stay away from me,plz help me not kill Beast Boy. Because I can fight my own battles,and I will try to kill Beast Boy if he tries to fight them for me. But I don't want to kill Beast Boy because I love him,"she kissed me on the cheek. "so,Asarath,just stop me from killing Beast Boy when I read this." Me and Raven have been going out for a month now...and I liked it...but after the fight with Trigon...wow.I fell in love with him! And Raven will know that soon.

I heard Raven say,"Thanks for writing this note to Trigon,about staying away from me." she said,as she kissed me on the cheek again."Riiiight...it's about that...well...I'll just go hide in my room now. Bye! Read the letter and send it to Trigon for me!" I said. I rushed to my room,as I ran,I thought,"She will kill me as soon as she is done reading that letter!"

I got to my room,shut the door,and used my bionic ears to listen to Raven. She started to read:

"Dear Trigon...after our little fight...I fell in love with you.I cry every night that I am not with you...I love you so much..I made a shrine of you in my room. I hope you feel the same...that would be great! Here is a poem I wrote for you:

Ooooooohh! Dear Trigon, you are so smexy!

I want to be with you all my life.

And frolick through the flowers with you.

My love for you burns like a thousand golden suns!

So please...just feel the same way.

Did you like the poem? I know I did. By the way,you really are smexy. I was even hoping to go out with you.

That's right...I am going to dump Raven for you! Because YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMEXY!

SO..with Raven dumped...I humbly ask...WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!

With love,Beast Boy"

I heard nothing...then the beast flung my door off the hinges,it was Raven,

"HOW DARE YOU BREAK UP WITH ME JUST TO GO OUT WITH TRIGON,WHO BY THE WAY,IS MY FUCKING FATHER! YOU BASTARD!"Lightening roared behind her,so I jumped out the window to prevent her from destroying the tower.

She followed me and said,"I AM GOIN TO KILL YOU! YOU DESERVE IT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" she prepared a block of cement...and my mind went blank.

Welll...did I shock you! I hope you liked it! PLEASE REVIEW! Thanks.

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