THE EPIC OF ENRONIA by Jacob Dee
Many eons ago, in the land of Enronia, there lived a peaceful race of
elves.
They had decided one day, to place all of there magic into
The safes of the troll mines, to the south.
In the elf banquet hall, sat the head elf, Davon
Davon: I believe that our vast stores of magic would be
Best left in the protective hands of CEOdiouse, the magical dragon.
Unionyles, the young knight, interrupted Davon.
Unionyles: That is a foolish idea, intrusting our most prized possessions
to such a
Beast! I say, we protect our own magic, and rally together to DESTROY
CEOdiouse! And make pamphlets as well! Lots of pamphlets!
The final remark was met with a great uproar, as several of the elder elves
had
Been counting on the magical exchange, to benefit themselves in the long
run.
Then, Blaftite, the eldest of the elves, stood in front of his people.
Blaftite: My friends! I say that we toss Unionyles into the lake of fire
and debt!
Unionyles: (I gotta get the brimstone outta here!)
There was a roar of approval, but before the crowd could grab Unionyles, he
had fled.
Davon: Then it's settled! We invest our magic into the Dragon's Lair!
At the lair of CEOdiouse, the magical dragon, CEOdiouse sat on his throne.
CEOdiouse: Those fools' magic will soon be in my grasp! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Davon: We art standing right here!
CEOdiouse: Oh.well, in that case, will you be making any, investments?
Davon smiled dumbly, and handed CEOdiouse a haversack containing all of the
elves' money.
Davon: Well, there it all is!
CEOdiouse waited until the elves had left, and then brought his spiky head
back, to let out a cackle!
The next day, the elves found that their magic was not saved, but drained
completely!
Davon: Oh no! What shall we do?
Davon faced Blaftite pleadingly, but Blaftite was just as dumbstruck.
Blaftite: I have no idea!
Just then, Unionyles stood atop a conveniently placed hill, so that
Unionyles back faced the sun.
Unionyles: Never fear! I shall save your magic!
He then sped off towards the evil dragon.
CEOdiouse was once again talking to himself, so he dispelled all of his
plans.
CEOdiouse: YES! Now that I have stolen all of the elves' magic, along with
my former workers, the trolls,
I can leave this terrible place!
Unionyles had tricked the trolls into following him into the cavern, and
now they all knew that
CEOdiouse had tricked them.
The all commenced in liquidating his ass-ets.
Unionyles returned to the elf banquet hall, with the sack of magic.
Unionyles: See I told you! I was right! You were wrong, so HA!
After his display of pride, Bill, the god of anger struck him down.
THE END!
Many eons ago, in the land of Enronia, there lived a peaceful race of
elves.
They had decided one day, to place all of there magic into
The safes of the troll mines, to the south.
In the elf banquet hall, sat the head elf, Davon
Davon: I believe that our vast stores of magic would be
Best left in the protective hands of CEOdiouse, the magical dragon.
Unionyles, the young knight, interrupted Davon.
Unionyles: That is a foolish idea, intrusting our most prized possessions
to such a
Beast! I say, we protect our own magic, and rally together to DESTROY
CEOdiouse! And make pamphlets as well! Lots of pamphlets!
The final remark was met with a great uproar, as several of the elder elves
had
Been counting on the magical exchange, to benefit themselves in the long
run.
Then, Blaftite, the eldest of the elves, stood in front of his people.
Blaftite: My friends! I say that we toss Unionyles into the lake of fire
and debt!
Unionyles: (I gotta get the brimstone outta here!)
There was a roar of approval, but before the crowd could grab Unionyles, he
had fled.
Davon: Then it's settled! We invest our magic into the Dragon's Lair!
At the lair of CEOdiouse, the magical dragon, CEOdiouse sat on his throne.
CEOdiouse: Those fools' magic will soon be in my grasp! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Davon: We art standing right here!
CEOdiouse: Oh.well, in that case, will you be making any, investments?
Davon smiled dumbly, and handed CEOdiouse a haversack containing all of the
elves' money.
Davon: Well, there it all is!
CEOdiouse waited until the elves had left, and then brought his spiky head
back, to let out a cackle!
The next day, the elves found that their magic was not saved, but drained
completely!
Davon: Oh no! What shall we do?
Davon faced Blaftite pleadingly, but Blaftite was just as dumbstruck.
Blaftite: I have no idea!
Just then, Unionyles stood atop a conveniently placed hill, so that
Unionyles back faced the sun.
Unionyles: Never fear! I shall save your magic!
He then sped off towards the evil dragon.
CEOdiouse was once again talking to himself, so he dispelled all of his
plans.
CEOdiouse: YES! Now that I have stolen all of the elves' magic, along with
my former workers, the trolls,
I can leave this terrible place!
Unionyles had tricked the trolls into following him into the cavern, and
now they all knew that
CEOdiouse had tricked them.
The all commenced in liquidating his ass-ets.
Unionyles returned to the elf banquet hall, with the sack of magic.
Unionyles: See I told you! I was right! You were wrong, so HA!
After his display of pride, Bill, the god of anger struck him down.
THE END!
