A/N: Hey guys! I'm back to bring you the awesome stories of the PSO2 team, Team Oomi-Zoomi! It's not what the actual team is called, but it's close. XD Some, not all, events are actually real. The rest is made up.
And now, disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I don't not own anything. Sega does.
Episode 1
Women
Gale sighed as he waited in the lobby. All he wanted to do was fight Dark Falz before the event was over. What was taking them so long? He rubbed his temples as the Cast sighed. Women...
"Oh Gale!"
His artificial red eyes looked up to see three girls - two Newmans and a human - running towards him.
"Sorry, Gale, we were busy in the Salon... again," a white haired girl with yellow eyes said. She sweatdropped.
"Typical," Gale spat.
"Hey, no need to get grumpy at Zephyr!" another white haired girl with cat ears and brown eyes exclaimed. "Good grief, why are you always so angry?"
"You should know by now how Gale gets, Aya," a black haired girl with round rimmed glasses told her. She rolled her eyes.
"Especially with women," he murmured.
"Hey! What's with women?!" Zephyr yelled, glaring at the Cast.
"They are cumbersome," Gale said, getting up. "They have to prepare themselves for something as simple as a mission to hunt down Dark Falz-"
"You're just jealous because the girls get all the good outfits," the black haired girl said.
"Don't even go there, Trinity," Gale growled. His red eyes bored holes into Trinity's black ones.
"Hey, guys, we have a Dark Falz to fight," Zephyr piped up.
"For once, you're right," Gale said, walking to the area where the ships where located.
"What do you mean for once?!" Zephyr spat.
"Just ignore him," Aya said. "He's just a big fat meanie."
Zephyr just laughed.
"I'm down for the count..."
Zephyr was incapacitated for the umpteenth time that day... or was it night? Being in space amidst chaos didn't help matters. Also, how was she even breathing in space if she was a Newman and not a Cast? Shouldn't she be dead by now? Scratch that, shouldn't Aya and Trinity be dead by now?
"See? That's why women are worthless," Gale said, using a Star Anomizer.
"Shut up."
Dark Falz yelled in his deep voice. Of course, he was speaking in Japanese, but due to his deep voice and roundabout chaos that was happening, it sounded like nonsense.
An angry anime vein appeared on the Cast's head.
"Dark Falz, just shut up! If we can't understand you, then what's the point of you talking?!"
Taken aback, Dark Falz stopped his attacks. Then, he quickly left, making a sound oddly akin to crying. The awards came soon after.
"Wow," Aya said, amazed.
"So bosses do have feelings..." Zephyr thought aloud.
"Apparently so," added Trinity.
The team collected their awards and went back to the ship. They ranked an 'A' on the mission.
"Like a boss!"
"We did it!"
"Is the battle over?"
Gale rubbed his temples again. "Why am I here?" he asked to himself.
A/N: Yay, I'm done! Hope you like it! Read and Review, but no flames please!
~SRB
