(AN: This takes place between The Vampires of Venice and Amy's Choice for the doctor

Disclamer: I don't own Doctor Who… obviously)

The Doctor had just dropped Amy and Rory off in futuristic Paris. They needed time together, without him or monsters or any other rubbish. Also, he needed to fix one part of the TARDIS, a red boingy bit that did stuff.

He had just begun to look at it when the TARDIS phone had rung, interrupting him. He ran to the TARDIS doors, and grabbed the phone from outside. "Hello, this is the TARDIS," he said, holding the phone with his shoulder and cheek as he straitened his bowtie.

"Hello Sweetie," said the other end calmly, "open the doors."

"River, wha-," he began to ask, confused, but heard a click on the other end. He rolled his eyes, and quickly hung up the phone, before opening the doors like he was told.

River floated towards him, wearing a flowy white dress, in a sort of foggy atmosphere, and blew a kiss. The doctor knew he should be concentrating on fixing his TARDIS, but despite himself, he was very happy about this distraction. "River," he said, shaking his head, "you really have a thing for falling into the TARDIS." River smiled, "Oh Sweetie, you don't even know."

He grabbed her hand and pulled her in. "Let's see... The Pandorica, ring a bell?" She asked him. He shook his head and lifted an eyebrow, "You mentioned that the last time I saw you, too..." She put a finger on his lips, "Spoilers," she whispered. "Alright," he said, not enjoying knowing less, "Father Octavian?" "No idea," River said, shrugging.

Only then did The Doctor notice she was was carrying something wrapped in blankets in her other hand. He noticeably glanced at it.

"Ah, what I came to tell you about," she said, a nervous excitement across her eyes. She handed him the blanketed item, and he saw a baby, 5 or 6 months old. It had curly brown hair, big green eyes, and a tiny pink mouth. It smiled at him. "Hello there," he said, smiling back, letting the child grab his thumb with 5 tiny fingers. He smiled at the child for another moment before looking at River, "Cool! Very cool baby. Where did you get it?". River chuckled and sighed. "Sweetie, she's ours."

The doctor opened his mouth, closed it, tilted his head, opened his mouth again, clenched his forehead, and closed his mouth again. "But we haven't... You know..." He used hand motions try to show what he was talking about. "Oh Doctor," River said, a slight smirk on her face, patting his face. "There's a spoiler to look forward too." His eyes widened. "Oh, alright. Okay." He smiled, and his face went a slight pink shade.

"Anyway," River said, throwing her hair out of her face, "I've been taking care of her for the past 6 months, but I realized it might not be right to carry a baby while jumping off 300 foot cliffs and shooting daleks as much as I do. I'll be back soon to pick her up, next time you see me."

The Doctor looked at River, then back to the baby. "Now I'm responsible for a baby? River, the TARDIS isn't safe for a 6-month child. You know that." He looked around. River was gone. He pulled open the TARDIS doors, and saw River floating away again. "River!" He called, "You didn't even tell me her name!"

"Ah," she called back, "Spoilers." The doctor was about to close the doors again when River spoke again. "Also, Sweetie, the red streamliner you're fixing, just needs to be tightened." With that, she floated out of view.

(AN: Thanks for reading! Please tell me what you think! The next chapter should be soon, and will be longer.)