This will be an on going collection of shorts, mostly comical and sometimes pointless, that came to life mostly out of challenges yet turned outamusing enough that I thought I should share. Character stupidity and bashing will once again be for purely comical purposes and should not be taken seriously, as I have nothing but love for these characters. So please, if you feel compelled to leave a screaming review of "Duo is NOT stupid!" take a moment to remind yourself that this is all for fun. Duo would be able to laugh at himself, believe me.
The rating M is for the reason that while some shorts will be innocently funny, others may be more mature in content and/or contain sexual references. Read at your own discretion.
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing characters and any celebrities making a cameo obviously do not belong to me. However, Aria, Kitty and any other original characters do.
Summer Job
So summer jobs officially suck, Wufei decided grumpily. Just how exactly did the Preventors headquarters decide on who will be placed into what job that was supposedly to help them adjust to a normal life. Did they just pick papers out of a hat? Or throw darts at Post Its on the wall? Well, those were the only explanations he could think of that would explain his current positions as senior counselor in a kids' summer camp.
This particular day sucked especially, because of the wonderful proposition of taking the little monsters on a field trip to the beach carnival. He planned to hunt down and murder whoever's bright idea it had been, because clearly, that person had never attempted to control a wild bunch of seven to ten year olds. Even years of training hadn't prepared Wufei for this.
The trip started off well enough, but it quickly turned sour. For him, mostly, as the kids were having an awesome time torturing him. The little monsters of his group began to play "Simon Says," which was innocent enough until "Simon" told one of the others to poke another in the eye. He did, of course, in which case the poked proceeded to smack the poker upside the head. From then it just got worse.
He had a bucked of popcorn dumped on his head, which attracted the circus monkey, which proceeded to pick through his hair for popcorn, and then for flees, it seemed. He was fortunate enough to be rumored to actually have the latter by the little idiots now. Wonderful. Just what he had always dreamed of.
To top it all off, when he finally caught a moment to himself, and went down to sit on the shore, he was tipped over and slobbered by a dog, evidently attracted by the smell of that same damn popcorn. He was rescued, or rather the dog was rescued from him, as a shadow fell over them. He looked up to see a fakely tanned man in bright red trunks towering over him.
"I am David Hasslehoff and I will rescue you!"
Wufei was about ready to shoot himself.
