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A/N: for the 180 Titles challenge. A zillion or so random oneshots; most if not all will occur during the NextGen era and involve those people. This one is Audrey...
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To The Tune Of 5,000 Screaming Children
"How did I get myself into this?" That's the question I'm asking myself right now. It's about eight in the evening on Christmas Eve, of all days, and I'm the Designated Child-Watcher for the entire freaking Weasley family. There are... let me look around... at least half a dozen children running around here, none of them mine, and at least one if not three destroying - oh no, that's a family heirloom they're messing with!
Look, had I known that marrying Percy meant getting stuck with his hundred and one relatives, I just might have thought twice. I do love him, but that love does not extend to his nieces and nephews. I've been part of the clan for just under six months, and I have no childcare experience whatsoever - heaven only knows why everyone else left their children with me!
So this is where I am on Christmas Eve in 2006 - in my living room, looking after all of my nieces and nephews, wondering how I got into this, and trying to make sure no one breaks... oh, blast it, how'd one of them get on the china cabinet?!?
