Authors note: this is my first invader zim fic, so be nice! evil grin anyway, I was board so I changed the lyrics for sum 41s "fat lip" I had fun writing this. Please review!

Disclaimer: song belongs to sum 41, I will not publish it! Honest! He he… dib, zim and gaz belong to johnnen v. Not me!

On with the show!

Dib put the pen and paper down and switched on the CD player, he had re-written a lyric to a song he liked. The intro flowed though his ears. He started singing when the man started singing.

"Storming through the party like my name was invader zim

Well I'm hanging out plotting how to get rid of him

I am kid, im a skid and no one knew me by name.

Gaz Trashed my birthday parties cause nobody came." He looked at the ground.


"I know I'm not the one you thought u knew back in high school

Always going, always showing up when I had to.

Attention that I gave, the plans I had to save


The earth from getting an early grave" he punched the air with joy.


"I don't want to waste my time

For zim to take over the earth in time

I'll never fall in line

Never another victim of his conformity

And back down." He folded his arms. Smugly.


"Because I don't

Know us at all we laugh when zims plans all fall." He laughed evilly.

"But what would you expect with a conscience so small.

Politics and wars it's how we were raised. (A/n its true!)

Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised"


"Cause I like having fun laughing zims expense and,

Cutting zim down is just a minor offence then,

It's none of your concern; I guess I'll never learn.

I'm sick of being told I have a big head" he rolled his eyes


"I don't want to waste my time

Become another casualty of zims plans

I'll never fall in line

Become another victim of zims conformity

, or back down." He pretended to have a guitar and done the small guitar solo in the air.


"Don't bother me; I've got a new plan

Don't bother me, im plotting again

Don't bother me; he's out of his house

Don't bother me, argh! Gaz, get out of my room!"

Gaz stood there laughing at dib, evilly, with a camcorder in her hand. Dib switched off the CD player and tried to grab the camcorder. Gaz ran to her room and quickly connected the camera to the pc and started. Dib waited outside… he knew better than to go in her room… he was going to have a rough time in school tomorrow…

AUTHERS NOTE: he he ; I was really board, and I was listening to the song and I had a funny picture of dib singing that - no flames please!