WOO-HOO!!! A new story!!! That always makes me happy!!! Any way this one was really exciting to create!!! I really hope people enjoy this is as much as I do! People show his by reviewing!!! Also, I normally have Kate in my stories, but this takes place after her death, sorry. Anyway PLEASE read, REVIEW and enjoy!!! There is some mention of Bones.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own NCIS, Naruto or Bones.


Family Affairs

By: Ilovemiax

Chapter 1: Old Buds

"You know this remind me of one case where—"

"Ducky, please?" I half groaned/ begged.

Why, don't you enjoy my stories?" Ducky asked.

"Just not at the moment." I replied. Normally, I do enjoy listening to Ducky's stories, but when you spend 5 hours with him, that stops.

Right now, I was SERIOUSLY pissed off at Palmer. He called in sick so Ducky needed an assistant, and because I'm the ONLY one with training in anthropology, I just so happened to "volunteer" to help out Ducky. I love Duck and all (as a friend) but, his stories can get VERY annoying.

"You know, I'm very grateful for you helping me out, Luna-belle." Ducky said.

"You're welcome," then to myself, "like I had a choice."

"Who did you study under?" He asked as I pulled out our current body. She was a Jane Doe, African American, brown hair, brown eyes, blue skin (she was frozen).

"I was at the Jeffersonian working under Dr. Temperance Brennan."

"Really!? I heard she was good. I met her only once at a convention."

"Yeah, she's good, and pretty too, but I guess you think Dr. Jordan is much prettier, right?" ducky grunted, helping me heave the body on the table.

"Well, Jor—Dr. Jordan is quite attractive." I laughed and handed Ducky a scalpel.

"Admit it!" I said still laughing, "You like her!"

"Humph." Ducky grunted, embarrassed. Deciding not to push the issue, I waited patiently with my back turned (seeing Ducky "dissect" a human almost made me wasn't to puke). A sudden coughing sound and a yell from Ducky mad me spin around. Our "dead" Jane Doe was coughing blood, while Ducky had a hand over the incision he had made.

"Luna-belle, call an ambulance and alert you're father!" Ducky commanded. I grabbed the phone, dialing 9-1-1.

"9-1-1, what's you're emergency?"

"This is Special Agent Blake from NCIS. We have a woman coughing blood and bleeding."

"we're sending an ambulance." I hung up. Running through the autopsy doors, I bolted up the stairs, bursting into the bullpen. Gibbs was chatting with another man. He had grey hair that stuck up and a mask that covered all of his face but one eye.

"Gibbs!" I yelled running into the bullpen. Seeing me, Gibbs left the old man.

"Luna, what is it?" he asked concerned. I started talking not bothering to try and catch my breath.

"The Jane Doe… s-she's alive!"

"WHAT!?"

"Ducky started the autopsy and s-she woke up!"

Where is she?" Tony demanded.

"Ducky's taking her to the hospital." Gibbs nodded.

"Hey, DiNozzo, David, McGee, head to the hospital," then too me, "Change your clothes ( I was wearing a green autopsy outfit, like Ducky's), then I'll drive you to the hospital. Bring a change of clothes for Ducky too."

"Aye." I nodded and left to change.

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In the Car

I was sitting awkwardly in the back seat of my dad's car. The strange man from earlier was sitting next to him. The car was filled with an awkward silence and me, trying to control my stomach. Normally I was in a car with McGee or Tony, only because I hated Gibbs driving. My second day working at NCIS, I was forced in a car with Gibbs, and I ended up throwing up at the crime scene. For some strange reason the other man didn't seem to mind.

"Um… Gibbs?"

"Yeah?" I leaned over so I could whisper in his ear.

"Who's he guy? I saw you talking with him earlier but…" Suddenly Gibbs burst out laughing. His startled me, for I could find no reason he should laugh.

"Huh?" I thought.

"Luna," Dad said still laughing, "this is Kakashi, he's my brother!"


Dun Dun Dun!!! Please review!!! I made Kakashi, Gibbs' brother because they both seem to be he same age. Both old with grey/white hair) (they areIn the next chapter you'll find out who is the older sibling! I figured it out thanks to Kakakire109. You should read her stories, they are REALLY good. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!