It was a dark and stormy night at Barneys apartment

Barney let out a long sigh " It's so boring living in this place alone, I wish I had a roommate" Barney says. Then Barney hears someone knock at the door

Barney thinks to himself Who could that be? it cant be Sky he has Mason to worry about, Not Ross he's to busy being ross, and it can not be Jin he's to busy polishing his swords. Barney gets up off the coach and turns the volume down on the Goat Channel "Who is it" Barney asks at the door. He doesn't hear a response, he asks again this time leaning into the door to try and hear better, He hears a low sound that sounds like a dog. Barney Thinks Did someone leave a dog in the streets? How cruel I guess I will let him in. Barney opens the door and to his surprise it's not a dog at all its actually a human, a homeless human. Barney says "What happened come in, come in" The stranger says in a hoarse voice "No, no, *cough* I don't need your hospitality I was just wondering *cough* if you had any food?" Barney speaks without thinking "NO, your not staying out there in that weather, So come in here I will be fine with you living here