I Miss Raylene Stipher am not your typical teenage princess. I have a big secrete that only one and one person only knows, Isabella Swan. I may be older then her by a few years but I trust her with it. I am a Cougar shape shifter and this is my story about the man named Paul Walker and his unique friends.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the twilight characters only Raylene.
Being a cougar has its ups and downs, mostly downs but hey there's bound to have some type of problems when you change into an over sized cat that's at least 6 feet tall with razor sharp calls and teeth.
Here's a list of things I could do with out:
I eat a lot.
I have major anger problems.
I could do with out the whole, 'Oh I turn into a giant cat here me roar! (or would is be hiss?)
List of things I enjoy:
killer tan
curvy body to make any man drool
I NEVER GAIN WEIGHT! Like holey crap who wouldn't love that!
Oh did I forget to mention, I smell great unlike werewolves that puke at the smell of vampires. Vampires smell me as roses and as well as werewolves. I do not find either of them to smell bad but vampires are bit on the bitter side
Okay back to the story. Lets see hmm o h that's right Isabella Swan, I'm at her front door……..
This is just the beginning folks lol hope you enjoyed it review/comment I would greatly appreciate that. WOOT WOOT!
