25 Things I'm Not Allowed to do to Snape
I will not scream "it lives" in potions class
I will not follow snape around and singing I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve
I will not follow potions instructions backwards to see what will happen
I will not wolf whistle at professor Snape
I will not tell professor snape to go to his happy place
I will not "accidently" throw food at professor snape
I will not sing "if your gay" in class
I will not convenes first years professor snape is a vampire
I will not stick signs on professor snape's back
I will not professor snape to "polish his wand"
seriously
I will not say "ooh burn" every time he takes house points away
I will not stalk professor snape
I will not ask professor snape when was the last time he bathed
I will not tell people professor snape is emo
I will not sing "sexy back" to professor snape
I will not confess my undying love to professor snape
I will not make "hug snape day"
I will not convince first year that professor snape killed santa
I will not lick my lips and grin when I see professor snape
I will not try to prove that professor snape wears a wig
I will not cast a charm on snape to make him laugh hysterically
I will not spike professor snapes drink with a love potion or anything else
I will not attempt to die snapes hair Gryffindor colors while he's asleep
I will attempt to do all 24 in one day
