25 Things I'm Not Allowed to do to Snape

I will not scream "it lives" in potions class

I will not follow snape around and singing I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve

I will not follow potions instructions backwards to see what will happen

I will not wolf whistle at professor Snape

I will not tell professor snape to go to his happy place

I will not "accidently" throw food at professor snape

I will not sing "if your gay" in class

I will not convenes first years professor snape is a vampire

I will not stick signs on professor snape's back

I will not professor snape to "polish his wand"

seriously

I will not say "ooh burn" every time he takes house points away

I will not stalk professor snape

I will not ask professor snape when was the last time he bathed

I will not tell people professor snape is emo

I will not sing "sexy back" to professor snape

I will not confess my undying love to professor snape

I will not make "hug snape day"

I will not convince first year that professor snape killed santa

I will not lick my lips and grin when I see professor snape

I will not try to prove that professor snape wears a wig

I will not cast a charm on snape to make him laugh hysterically

I will not spike professor snapes drink with a love potion or anything else

I will not attempt to die snapes hair Gryffindor colors while he's asleep

I will attempt to do all 24 in one day