It was peaceful and quiet in the hallway. Valentines day decorations adorned the walls. A bus just pulled up to the schools main door… but none of that mattered.
Outside Professor Vexen's classroom, the Kanker siblings were causing mayhem. Or, at least, Xemnas was. He was chewing paper and spitting it through a straw. Each one made a soft splat sound as they hit the glass.
Xemnas's sister Larxene was filing her nails, which by now were sharp points. Marluxia, the youngest sibling, was laying on his stomach scribbling something on a heart-shaped page. Noticing this, Larxene smirked. She poked Xemnas hard on the cheek with her elbow, leaving a slightly purple mark.
"Hey Xemnas, check out Mr. Vincent von stinkco!" She snickered before Xemnas could protest. He smirked, and stood up.
"What's this?" He said, swiping it from his little brother as he admired his handiwork. "Aww, it's a Valentines card!"
"It's for my boyfriend!" He cried, pouncing on Xemnas. As they rolled around, fighting each other, Larxene grabbed the Valentines card before it floated to the ground.
"It's for that Demyx boy Xemnas!" Larxene said. Marluxia stopped wrestling with Xemnas and pounced on Larxene next.
"GIVE IT BACK!" He landed on Larxene's face, the Valentines card flying in the air. He caught it with a huff and exclaimed "Demyx is the best boyfriend ever!" Marluxia gave Larxene a murderous glare before slinking off, the card held tightly in his hands.
"Humph. Now we know who got Mom's genes." Larxene growled to Xemnas as he sifted through his locker.
"Hormones. Heheheheh." He laughed, slamming his locker shut. Larxene followed Xemnas a moment after.
Meanwhile, Marluxia was stomping own the hall, muttering mean things about his brother and sister. A little blonde fairy in white giggled. Her companion, another fairy in black with hair to match joined her.
"Oh when nature stirs on Valentines day, and fills the children with their splendor," The black haired fairy started,
"Suddenly their minds are stranger, with thoughts of love and words so tender!" The blonde fairy finished. They both giggled as they flew off.

"Let's learn!" Luxord yelled, sliding down the hall. "Last one to class is a-" He blinked. "What am I saying!?"
"Oh, isn't Valentines day wonderful?" Zexion sighed. Demyx walked by Luxord and Zexion, laughing quietly to himself. When he noticed his friends were going the other way he stopped and turned around.
"As I'm sure you're aware," Zexion said, "It can be quite unnerving to express ones coming feelings of amore. Yet this holiday conquers the upchuck of apprehension and allows one the opportunity to let that special someone know you care."
Suddenly, Demyx put hand over Zexion's mouth and exclaimed "Yucky squishy mushy girls Zexion!" With a frightened look upon his face. Then he whispered "The fish have chips my fine friends." He let go of Zexion, who'd been lifted a few inches into the air. He landed on his face.
Demyx chuckled again and worked at his locker. Zexion moaned, rubbing his poor abused nose. He lifted his head and got to his knees just as Demyx pried the locker open, a pile of garbage landing in front of the trio.
"Hahah!" Luxord laughed. "Your locker stinks like a-"
"An Onion." Demyx interrupted, holding the very vegetable for all to see. Zexion and Luxord cringed as he took a big bite and said, with his mouth full, "Girls do not like stinky breath." He went back to his locker, emerging with a paper bag head. A weird face was drawn on the outside to 'hide' his identity. "Camouflage, so girls cannot see you. AND! A Spider." He pulled a box from the bottom shelf of the locker. It was red with a few holes every here and there for air. "Girls do not like them. Naminé said so."
The spider crawled up Demyx's arm, up his shirt, stopping at his throat. The feeling of hairy little legs tickling his throat made him laugh. "Tickly…" He pulled the bag up and he laughed, stopping mid ha, to scream "AHH! Spider!" Demyx ran in circles, waving his arms madly. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AHHHHH!!!!!"
He tread through the garbage from his locker. His shoes made a slight squelchy noise as he ran down the hall. Luxord laughed, leaning against Zexion for support.
"It's just too much Zexion!" He laughed harder still, if possible, as Demyx started splashing his shirt in the water fountain.
"Oh for goodness sake- you're frightening the poor thing!" Zexion exclaimed, brushing the spider onto his hand. "All better…" He told the spider, letting it lose on a window sill.
"Ahh, you babies got it light." Luxord said suddenly, examining his fingernails. "Yep, valentines day is just the same old grind for this chick magnet." Zexion couldn't help but smirk. No one else in the school but himself and Demyx liked Luxord. Well, there was the Kankers, but really.
Luxord flicked his locker's combination lock. It opened and he pulled the door to access his locker.
Out of the small, rectangular space, a wooden stand at least the size of three and a half lockers popped out,. The light dimmed, a mirror ball flew out from the side. Romantic music started playing as Luxord took a place behind the stand.
Zexion leaned up to read the sign. 'Kiss the hunk…?' he shook his head.
Luxord slammed a glass jar down on the counter, and, voice amplified by an invisible microphone, he said "Twenty-five cents a smooch, ladies! Line forms to my left!" He rang a bell and waited.
… And waited.
And waited…
"Heh, they must be freshening up in the can." He smirked.
Zexion rolled his eyes. "In the can… Right… Ah, while we're waiting," he pulled a pack of cards from his bad. "I have something for you." He handed a card to Demyx first. "Happy Valentines day, Dem."
"Bath time already?" He replied, pressing the card against his face for some reason.
"Luxord…" He handed Luxord the card. It had Nikola Tesla on the front. It said in bold letters, 'You electrify me!'
Luxord stared. "You electrify me? And who the heck's THIS guy?"
"Nikola Tesla, Luxord. It's part of my, 'great minds of science' Valentines series." Zexion chuckled.
"It has a mind Luxord!" Demyx pointed out. Luxord stared for a moment.
"Ain't you supposed to give these to girls?" Before Zexion could reply, someone rang the bell on the other end of the stand. Luxord's his eyes lit up. "A customer!"
As the three caught a closer look the girl approaching, they each gasped and shrieked at the same time. (Is that even possible?)
She had pink hair that reached her shoulders, was quite tall, and, oh yea, the she wasn't a she. It was a he. Marluxia Kanker. Marluxia had a crush on Demyx, constantly chasing him and kissing him when he got the chance.
"Happy Valentines Dem!" Demyx pulled the bag over his face, but Luxord pulled it off, hiding his own face from Marluxia. Demyx grabbed at back. Marluxia walked past the stand, and the cowering Luxord behind it.
"You're the handsomest sweetest man in the land! Will you be mine?" He held open the card he made earlier for Demyx to read.
Demyx screamed, running down the hall. The bag on his head fell down, covering his eyes. "Ahhhh! Yucky mushy girls!" He slammed into the wall, turned around, and ran back the way he came. In the process of escaping his obsessed stalker, he knocked him over and accidentally destroyed the card.
Luxord was in hysterics, tears streaming down his face as he fought for breath. Someone rand the bell on the stand. He immediately stopped laughed. "A customer!" He grinned before puckering his lips. His eyes widened. It was Sora. He pulled himself back immediately. "In your dreams pal!"
Sora slammed his fist on the stand. "Get this hunk a junk outta the hallway and get to class!" He growled.
Luxord glared. "Don't let your brains go to your head Mr. Hall Monitor."
Sora smirked. "Oh, you just got yourself a detention, pal!" He wrote something on a slip of paper and dangled it in front of Luxord's face. Luxord grabbed it. Muttering things under his breath, he shoved the stand back in his locker.
"Come now, Sora," Zexion put his hand on Sora's shoulder. "Why take away the emotional sincerity of Valentines day with a detention slip?" Sora brushed his hand off. He scribbled something down and handed Zexion a slip. "That's for sticking up for Dorky!" He stomped off leaving Zexion to stare at his detention slip.
"B-but I've never had a detention!?"
As Luxord walked by to head to class, Sora came back and kicked him. "Move it slouch" He laughed, chasing after Luxord.
'D-detention!? ME!?' He thought, standing still for a few minutes, until… Was that… Crying? Zexion looked down the hall. Marluxia was gone now. 'Hmm…' He followed the noise to the janitors closet. The crying was coming from behind the door. 'It sounds almost like…' he pushed the door open. "Marluxia?"
"He HATES me!" He sobbed, hugging his knees. A small pool of tears surrounded his pink haired classmate. Zexion frowned. As much as he didn't like the Kankers, it saddened him to see Marluxia in tears on valentines day.
Briiiiiiiiiiiing! Zexion looked back in the hallway. He was late for class now. What was a few more minutes now?
"Umm, I'm sure it's nothing like that! Demyx is just being shy." He glanced at the bell again, then turned his gaze once more on Marluxia. "Oh dear… Don't you think we should be getting to class?"
"I've g-got no Valentine f-for Valentines day…" He replied sadly.
Zexion frowned, wondering how he could help cheer him up. He remembered the stack of cards in his hand… With a smile, he whipped out a black pen and crossed out 'Kairi,' replacing it with Marluxia. "I'm sorry, I really must get to class." He handed him the card. "Um, Happy Valentines day Marluxia." He said before leaving.
Marluxia sniffed and wiped his eyes. "N-naturally I select y-you?" He read aloud. On the front was Charles Darwin. A small smile appeared on his face. He got up and looked out the door. Zexion was running to class, repeating 'late late late LATE!'
"Z-Zexion-" Marluxia suddenly felt something sharp poke him from behind. A feeling so strong pulsed through him he nearly did a back flip. Suddenly, Demyx didn't matter anymore. All he could think about was Zexion.
As Marluxia literally floated down the hall, two fairies appeared.
"And so the sprig of love is seeded within the Kanker boy," the blonde fairy started.
"But still another half is needed for this blossom to unfurl!" The black haired fairy finished. They both giggled happily and flew off to find the other half.

Saix was just finished at the water Fountain when he smelt it. "Saix smells the imply scent of mountain sprites coming to make mischief among us!" He growled.