"Don't taze me, bro!" yelled Ness, desperately trying to escape an angry Lucas. "I didn't mean it!"

"PK thunder!" shouted Lucas, making a direct hit on Ness.

"OWOWOWOWOW DID YOU NEED TO FUCKING ELECTROCUTE ME?!" Ness moaned.

"Maybe you shouldn't have said that Claus is a faggot, then." said Lucas.

"But Claus is a-"

Lucas glared at Ness before he could finish his sentence.

"Really great person," Ness corrected himself.

"Watch your step, fat boy." Lucas threatened.

Then, there was a knock at the door. "It's open!" shouted Ninten from a nearby couch.

Then, from the door, exited Claus. "Claus!" said Lucas. "What's up, bro?"

"Hey, Lucas!" said Claus, giving his brother a hug. "Ness."

"Claus." replied Ness. "Faggot." he mumbled.

"So what brings you here, Claus?" said Ninten.

"Yeah, why'd you drop in?" said Travis.

"Well, I was on my way to New Pork City, and I figured I'd say hi to my 3 best friends!... And Ness."

"Screw you, Claus."

"Fight me, Ness."

"Bring it on, faggot."

"Okay!" said Lucas. "How 'bout we all sit down?"

Ness pointed at his eyes and then pointed at Claus.

"So, Claus," said Lucas. "What's attracting you to New Pork City?"

"Well," said Claus. "I've got a job offer there."

"The job of world's biggest faggot?" said Ness.

"Shut up, Ness." said Ninten. "What kind of job, Claus?"

"Something about a chimera project and a guy called Master Porky, I didn't read the whole thing."

"Ugh, you mean Pokey?" said Ness. "That guy's a total fa-"

"DON'T SAY IT NESS!" said Lucas.

"Well, I just wanted to drop in real quick," Claus said. "I'll be seein' y'all."

"Bye, Claus!" said Lucas. "I PK love you!"

"Don't be gay." said Claus. And with that, he left.

"I'm gonna punch that fucker." said Ness, rising up out of his seat.

"Ness, why?" said Travis, facepalming.

"THAT ASSHOLE THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN ME!" Ness said, running for the door.

Lucas sighed.

"Claus is the asshole?" said Ninten.

"HEY, CLAUSHOLE!" Ness shouted upon running out the door. "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!"

"Dammit…" mumbled Claus, looking upon the idiot who was Ness. "Tell me, Ness. What did I forget?"

"A KICK IN THE BALLS!"

But before Ness could do anything, Claus shouted "PK love!" and shot a beam right into Ness's "coin purse."

_ 1 HOUR LATER_

"Your left testicle seems to be fractured." the nurse said to Ness. "Don't expect to be able to leave this hospital bed anytime soon after the surgery."

"Fuck… Claus." Ness mumbled under his breath.

"Sorry, sir?" said the nurse. "Did you need something?"

"FUCK YOU, CLAUS!"

*Sigh* Only Ness...