The Fox, the Four and the Jutsu

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, but if I did…

Chapter one: The jutsu gone wrong, so very wrong.

Three women and a man sat in the field outside of Kohona. It was a beautiful summer day like no other. From afar, it would have looked like a pink haired uke man was running around screaming at the top of his lungs in girl clothes. A blond hair, busty, orange clad girl, was futilely trying to perform a jutsu and failing at it, A gray haired masked woman, reading a pervert book, and generally not caring about the things around her, and lastly, A very depressed/pouty Black hair girl, wearing, Sasuke Uchia-san's clothes? And that man, Are those Sakura-chan's? Hinata Hyuuga wiped her white eyes for a moment, than looked back. " Naruto-kun's clothes!" She said watching the blond girl get bonged on the head by the man with pink hair. " Naruto you MORON!" Male Sakura screamed. " Can't you do a Goddamned jutsu without screwing it completely, even just once?" A very masculine voice had erupted from Sakura, which surprised all of them. Naruto sat on a stump, seeming to think deeply, " I know what this could use!" He/she exclaimed " Ramen!" Naruto jumped from his/her seat. " Baka." Sasuke mumbled under his/her breath. Kakashi concentrated on his/her newest edition of Icha Icha Paradise but Naruto was already off.

He/she Skidded to a stop in front of the Ramen stand, and ordered a bowl of Ramen for His/herself. 'At least he was smart enough to use a transformation Jutsu before he ran off.' Sakura thought as she performed her hand seals. When the three got to the blond Nin's favorite stand, They found the now-kunoichi sprawling on the ground, clutching her stomach. A few feet away was a young man, In his teens as Naruto was, and was clutching his face, with a clawed hand. He had flaming red hair and crimson eyes to match. Yes! When the four human nins where transformed, so was Kyuubi! "I did it!" He said, struggling to his new legs, and less furred body. Big mistake. As he got to his feet, All the teenage girls, (and some of their mothers) started shrieking. Male-Kyuubi looked down as a blush crept up his face "What the HELL?" He said. Sakura was disgusted, Sasuke had turned away, and this, strangely turned on Kakashi. Now, let me explain. Kyuubi had been in fox form until recently inside Naruto. He/she had been using chakara to try and form a body, to try to escape Naruto's body. He jumped away, using his new hands to shield his private parts from prying eyes.

A/n: Well it is short, I know! Give me a break, it is my first fanfic! I want to know if you people like this so far, if you do, I will continue with the story! Thanks! XD Read and review!