From the show $#*! My Dad Says, I love the show and i own nothing. Just had to do this since William Shatner is from Canada. Review if you want certain parts of it.


Gilbert and Matthew has been living together for a while. Heads over heels in love with one another. But today was one of Matthew's off days, so Gilbert tried to please him.

Matthew sat on the couch watching the news.

"Mattie! Okay, so I wiped down the floors and cleaned up the kitchen." Gilbert yelled excitedly.

"Sit down. The place is clean enough. We didn't actually kill a hooker." Matthew said bluntly. "We had brunch."

"Mattie, don't say like that it makes me sound like a pansie." Gilbert pouted. "So, Mattie.." Gilbert started to say.

"Look at this. Guy dies. That's not news. Now, if he did something tomorrow then that's news." Matthew interrupted.

Gilbert sighed. He really hates his love's off days.