This is just a fanfic I did on my spare time.
Tell me if it's lame, okay?
Whatever……
Host 1: Hiya, I'm Tohrie! Age 15, female, And were here to listen to the cast of Kingdom Hearts 2!
Host 2: (reads script) I'm supposed to be saying this? Get real!
Host 1: Aw, come on Kai, do it for me! (shows really cute puppy dog pout)
Host 2: Urrrrgh……. Fine!
Host 3: Ooooooooh…….. I don't think the pout has anything to do with it, do ya, Ron?
Host 4: LOVEY DOVEY! LOVEY DOVEY!
Host 2: AAARGH…..! Shut da hell up, ya morons!
Tohrie: You two quit messing up Kai's line, he's trying to read.
Riku: She said they're here to listen to us, right?
Sora: Aw, come on Riku, they're just making mistakes….
Riku: They're screwin' up their lines! I was supposed to be the one talkin' by now!
Sora: I know! While we're waiting let's have a beauty contest! I'm sure you'll win Riku! You look girly!
Riku: WHAT! (beats the hell out of Sora)
Host 4: YAY! BOXING!
Host 2: Whatever…. reads script I'm Kai, 14, male, happy tuh be in this great place….. (shrivels) Ugh…..I think I'm gonna be sick……
Host 3: And I'm….(reads script)….Bob……..That's not my name……Is it?
Tohrie: (whispers)Omie, finish your line……He's 16 and male!
Sora: ….I meant….not girly….only…..gay!(looks really pancaked)
Riku: (beats Sora some more) Keep going with the intro! You're wasting our time!
Kairi: Do we really need four hosts?
Host 4: I'M RON! 14! MALE AND A PIG MASCOT! AND NO, YOU DON'T NEED FOUR HOSTS! WE JUST TAGGED ALONG WITH TOHRIE AND BIG BROTHER!
Kairi: Oh.
Riku: So they really are wasting our time….
Bob: Then who's this Bob?
Kai: Just shut up, moron and pig.
Sora: R-Riku…….p-please get……your ……foot of…my…..m-mouth!(looks really smashed)
Riku: Oh! Sorry….(steps off Sora)
Tohrie: Now to start chatting! (really perky)
Riku: About time.
Sora: Er…..
Kai: We'll call a dentist afterwards. So quit being so selfish, it ain't like ya got a cavity or anythin'.
Sora: (sobs) I haven't even said anything…….
Bob: Why is my name Bob? Why can't it be…Organization XIV? Now, that's cool!
Ron: IT'S LAME! IT'S LAME!
Bob: Huh? What are we talkin' about again?
Kai: Moron……
Riku: Just get to the point……
Tohrie: You see we're really big fans of yours, Riku…..(blushes)
Riku: The POINT…..
Kai: We bought a couple of fangirls over. That pointy enough for ya?
Riku: You what!
Tohrie: How could you, Kai! This was my chance to get up and personal with Riku!
Kai: What can I say? Fangirls pay big….
Sora: It hurts…..(sob)
Kairi: So that explains the terrifying screams I heard.
Kai: Aw, jeez, we all heard it! Quit actin' like you're special!
Bob: Heh, you're really in a bad mood, aren't ya? Can I change my name now?
Ron: MEANY! MEANY!
----Door breaks open---
Smash!
Riku: AW, $#1!(getting killed by fangirlpification if that's aword…)
Sora: I need a doctor!
Tohrie: Well, that's all for now! I'm getting' ya Kai!
Kai: ….(sweatdrop) Eheh….b-bye…
Ron: BYE! BYE!
Bob: If anyone asks my name, it's…..
AND CUT!
So…did ya like it?
I repeat, tell me if it's lame!
I don't own KH.
I own Tohrie, Kai, Bob(a.k.a. Omie) and Ron
Please review!
TNX
