This is my first and only Drake and Josh fanfiction.
Disclaimer: I don't own Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh are owned by Nickelodeon.
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Wait a minute, something's not right with the spaceship picture on my telescope. It looked so familiar to me, it's like I've seen it before. I looked closer to the gray spaceship and it looked like the spaceship from Alien Attack II.
That's it. So I went outside, opened the lid of the trash can, and found the DVD case of Alien Attack II underneath. I put the CD on my laptop and skipped to the part where the aliens had invaded the earth and the shape of the spaceship looked like the one on my telescope. I knew it. Those boobs had something to do with this.
I pulled the green blanket out and there was a ham radio underneath it so I tested it. This was what they were using when I thought that the aliens were talking to me. Drake's black jacket was hanging on the chair and found something on the pocket.
That's weird, I've never seen this remote.
I remembered the time when the lights flickered on and off without anyone touching the light switch, the blender automatically turned on, and the garbage disposal was working. Something smells fishy in here so I went back to the kitchen and used the remote that I had found in Drake's jacket. The blender was on, the garbage disposal was working, and the lights were flickering.
How would Drake know how to do this though? He isn't smart… unless, he had someone help him.
I was pranked. Those idiots got me for real. I couldn't believe it. No, it can't be, I have to get them back for what they did to me.
I headed to my room and called a friend of mine, "Dress up like an alien and scares those boobs away, got it?"
"Yes," my friend said. "I'll be over there pretty soon."
"Good," I hung up the phone and bring the plan to action. I'm going to pretend to be scared of the aliens.
So they're planning something huh? Well, I'll show you two. You never mess with Megan Parker.
"Do you guys have to play cards tonight?" I begged. "I don't wanna stay home by myself."
"What about Drake and Josh?" Walter said.
"Sorry," Josh said.
Yeah, we're going to a concert." Drake said.
Yeah right, I knew what you guys are up to. You can't fool me, Drake and Josh.
"Mom," I pleaded.
"Oh baby you'll be fine," she consoled me. "You've stayed by yourself lots of times before."
"Yeah, you've babysit that little boy across the street." Walter said.
"Yes, he's not an alien who's going to eat my face." I replied.
"Megan, there's no such things as aliens."
"And if there were, they wouldn't eat just your face, they'd eat all of you," Walter said. And I stared at him. "Why would they just stop at the face?"
"Can we just go?" Mom said.
"You're gonna be fine," Walter said. "See you later okay? Have a good time."
"Well… we're going to that concert." Drake said.
"Later Megs," Josh said. He and Josh were about to leave.
"Fine," I stoop up from the couch, "Leave me by myself but when the aliens have me you'll feel really bad."
I walked away and went straight to my room. My friend whom I called earlier had arrived after Drake and Josh left. I asked him to go by the backyard and into my room, he had his costume kit ready.
"So you're all set?" I said.
"Just leave it to me Megan."
"Good," I smirked.
Get ready, Drake and Josh.
I headed to the backyard outside on my laptop and pretended to be surprised by my two idiot brothers.
