So there here is my first fan-fiction and I'm kind of nervous, but don't hold back on your feelings about it. I promise next chapters will be longer, but I just wanted to put this out there and see if any one likes it. Due to college, typing other chapters may take a week, but I promise I won't just quit.

Obviously, I am not Stephenie Meyer so these characters are not mine.

Adult themes so if you are under the age of eighteen do not read any further or you might go blind. Ahaha, just kidding, but please... Minors don't read.


Summary: Edward Cullen was completely infatuated with the male sex, but he honored his get together's with other women. After only a year of thinking he was bisexual, he began to see that maybe he truly loved Jasper... But, what happens when a pregnant Isabella Swan moves into town?

Chapter 1: "Boys v. Girls"

There is nothing interesting about Forks, Washington at all. And it gets even worse when you have lived here all your life; everyone knows everything about everyone. And banging the same chicks over and over can be become quite... boring.

I'm a guy and I have needs. And once these needs consume me, there is no turning back. So after the females in this town became boring and quite needy, I secretly turned to men. Which is okay and all, but I rather not everyone know about this minor detail. But, it just so happens that other men are very accommodating and sensual. They know what I'm looking for and the few rare ones get something extra special from me.

So they usually keep quiet and coming back for more due to my talented blow jobs. So talented that my partner in crime, Jasper., loves them too. He loves them so much that nearly a lick of my lips will make him so hard it hurts. Boy, do I love seeing his face when he's begging me with those ocean blue eyes of his. I love watching his fingers claw at the sides of the lunch table and the goosebumps rise on his arms.

The truth was, I wanted more from Jasper, a lot more. But, I couldn't just tell him that. Jasper was a lot like me, we both banged woman and fucked the crap of of men... Well, when we are "practicing" or relieving our tension on each other, I did the fucking. Jasper only took it up the ass from me and he vowed to only let me be the one to fuck him. He did say it was the most euphoric thing ever, but I think I'll just take his word for it.

I was brought out of my day dreams and thoughts as the whole entire school population of three hundred buzzed with whispers and then went dead silent as a ivory colored female with a small protruding stomach made her way into the cafeteria. The female seemed alarmed at the sudden silence, but she kept walking until she sat at a empty bench.

Jasper kicked my shin as I was staring. Turning to look at him, I scowled, "What?"

"You were drooling" He smirked as I felt my cock twitch with excitement.

I shrugged him off and I began to finish my veggie burger without saying another word to Jasper. Tonight, when we had our routine stress relieving fuck, I would talk to him about the possibility of bringing that pregnant brunette in bed with us.

Which would be quite an experience. I've never did a pregnant chick before, but it was something about her glow and the symmetrical bump of her abdomen that made me want to consider it.

Saying my "see you later" with Jasper, I headed off to my last class after the bell rang, while my brain raced with the possibilities of that new girl and Jasper... Both of them servicing me.