Pepe le Ahuizotl

Summary: Sequel to Pepe le Discord. Ahuizotl gets hit by one of Discord's Love Arrows and falls in love with Daring Do, resulting in her capture and imprisonment in his temple. The heroic adventurer then tries to avoid him and figure a cure for him at the same time, but what if Ahuizotl's newfound "crush" starts to get to her? I own nothing but the fanfic and my Pony form Illustre.

Ch.1: Operation Love-Hate Relationship

High above the canopies of a vast and lush jungle, a figure was flying through the sunlit sky. Upon a closer look, the figure was revealed to be actually two because of the second figure riding on the first one's back. The two figures were none other than Discord, the reformed Master of Chaos, and one of his friends Illustre, a human artist/writer taking the form of a Unicorn Pony from entering Equestria from our human world.

"How long until we reach Ahuizotl, Discord?" she then asked the Draconequus.

"I'm still trying to detect his aura," he answered with a smile, "but I know we're getting close." Illustre arched her eyebrow at him.

"I didn't know Ahuizotl could give off an aura."

"Well, not the magical kind, mind you. Just one of those certain everyday auras that Tree Hugger's been telling me about."

"Oh…you've been hanging out with Tree Hugger, huh?"

"Fluttershy suggested I give her a chance after that nutty Gala night," he explained with a shrug. "Turns out Tree's a great girl to hang out with. Did Fluttershy tell you that—" He stopped when his body suddenly shook.

"Whoa-oa-oh!" Illustre cried out before clinging to his neck so she wouldn't fall off. "Dude, gimme a warning next time, will ya?!"

"Sorry, it just kicked in," Discord explained, turning to her. "You okay up there?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," she answered with a sigh. "Was that the aura sense you were talking about earlier?"

"Yeah, that was," he answered, looking down. "He's down below in that part of the jungle under us. Let's get ready." Illustre turned to the quiver of Love Arrows still on his back and took one out as Discord flew down.

Meanwhile on the ground, Daring was in another battle with Ahuizotl and his feline pets. She had just stolen a precious jewel from under his nose, and he's none too happy about it.

"I know you stole the Eye of Aicilef from me, Miss Do," he growled as he and his cats surrounded her like wolves around a caribou. "If you know what's good for you, you return it to me."

"Sorry, Ahuizotl," Daring said to him with a smug smirk, "but I already sent it to a reliable source who would get it back to its rightful owners. Here's a hint: She's the fastest Pegasus I know…even faster than a slowpoke like you will ever be." Infuriated by the insult, the larger creature lunged out at her with a roar, but she jumped out of the way quickly.

"You will pay for that insult, you wretched girl!"

"Just try and catch me if you can, slowpoke!" she taunted back. And yet she feels at a disadvantage because of her cramped wings from all that flying.

Just at the border of the clearing, Discord and Illustre landed and looked up to find their target.

"There he is now," Discord snickered, rubbing his hands together. "Time to commence Operation: Love-Hate Relationship."

"Oh, Daring's gonna hate us for this…" Illustre snickered as she helped get the bow and arrow ready. She then floated the loaded weapon over to Discord, who then aimed it at Ahuizotl with ease as he kept on fighting Daring Do.

"Wait…is that a target-scope over your eye?" Discord indeed has a red-lens target-scope over his one eye that would probably remind one of those scanners from Dragonball Z.

"Hey, I need a good shot, don't I?" He then aimed at Ahuizotl and waited until he got a good shot…then let it go. Time seemed to have slowed down as the arrow flew through the air…and hit Ahuizotl in the side.

"Bull's-eye!" the two jokers hissed as the arrow then started to work its magic.