ganondorf looked in the mirror with an aqua blue latex thong on with his hands behind his head giving a couple of pelvic thrusts into mirror as his giant erect penis broke through it and hit the mirror breaking the frame and glass into a million peices .

"damnit this always happens! i can never wear normal clothes cuz of this big issue here ..im always forced to wear armour !" he complains throwing the metal gear down on the floor as the mascara he put on from zelda's droor starts to run down his face , zelda approaches holding a laundry basket in her arms overhearing the conversation had with himself entering the the doorway setting the basket down leaning her elbow against the door frame like a dikey lesbo .

"well then you could always dress like a normal fucking person you don't have to wear stuff that came out of my closet …."

"you don't understand zelda this is who i am !" he turns to her striking a pose with his penis sticking through the hole it made in the front letting it all hang out . she looks down at him with a poker face looking up with a small nose bleed before sniffing it back up .

" well clearly i would rather watch a documentary on why goron ass is rock solid then listen to the absurd reasoning behind why wearing my sexy panties is who you are but considering the situation i'm in i have no choice do i ?"

"nope , now pull up a chair sister i have a story to tell " he says snapping his fingers before pacing back and forth in zelda's special occasion high heels .

"oh come on you can at least take off my shoes before you start i mean its already hard enough to take some faggot ginger, make up wearing , pantie prancing around in having ass seriously !" she openly complains while flailing her arms in the air a little pissed .

out of nowhere link busts through the door only to be really shocked by what he see's..

"oh link my hero you have come to save me from this strange dark confused man " zelda says happily .but right as ganondorf was about to move link rips off his clothes as hes wearing zelda's light purple latex thong with zelda's jaw dropping .

"oh come on! does everyone just come in my room and steal my panties !" she protested . though without warning her father walks in the room wearing the same thing along with some hyrule guards wearing them too .

" this is who we are !" everyone besides zelda says at the same time befor a pair of panties falls from navi's back pocket . zelda is speechless and sinks into her chair giving a light pinch to her eyebrow stressed out when the high heels ganon has on snap to the floor with the heels ricoshay from the walls hitting everyone in the face knocking them out unconscious besides zelda .

"hmmm well now that their all out i can do something i've only been able to do in call of duty ." she says lifting up her dress as she begins to t bag everyone in the room on the face with her pantieless ass . after she's finished she takes a bottle of scotch from her top dresser and chugs the entire bottle with a poker face collapsing to the floor .