The Wonderful Weasley of Oz?

"Haha, Harry. I've stolen your map. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that's what! The Wizard? Who's The Wizard? We're all wizards here! Bloody map…" Ginny Weasley muttered to herself. "Where is 'The Wizard' going anyway?"

"Weasley? What in the bloody hell are you doing?" The drawl was painfully familiar. She winced and spun around.

"None of your business…" She held her ground, but she was anxious to learn more about "The Wizard." And it showed.

"Actually, it is my business. I'm prefect." He said haughtily. "What's gotten your knickers in a bunch?"

"Nothing. Now if you'll excuse me…" She turned around and headed in opposite direction and looked back down at the map.

"What've you got there, Weasley?"

"Nothing!" She snapped. She didn't dare close the map or she might lose The Wizard.

"Show it to me." HE was coming in closer.

"No…" Her voice faltered.

"Show me." He was right behind her.

"Merlin, Weasley… what is that?"

"Erm… Just a map."

"Just a map my arse! I'm reporting this, and you, to Snape." He grabbed her arm.

"No! Wait! Just… Come with me. Please?"

He paused.

"Alright, lead the way." He reluctantly agreed.

And so they went on in search of The Wizard.

"Malfoy? What are you doing with Ginny?! Ginny, come here!"

"Oh shut it Ron."

"Well, where are you going?" Ron inquired

"Ginny, that's not what I think it is…" Hermione gasped.

"Oh, come on, follow. We'll explain on the way." Draco stated impatiently.

"And who made you king?" Ron started, but stopped when he realized everyone was already walking away.

"What the… Why does it say Harry and Neville are behind us?"

"What?" Hermione asked. She stared at the clearly labeled footsteps.

"Invisibility Cloak?" Ron offered.

"Harry! Come out here NOW!" Ginny demanded.

Harry and Neville immediately revealed themselves.

"Why Neville?" Ron wondered.

"You guys ditched me for your precious prefect duty…"

"Oh Harry, you're not still upset about that, are you?"

"Let's GO!" Ginny demanded.

"Go where?" Harry started, but everyone began walking away.

"He's gone." Ginny shook the map. "Where did he go? He was right there!" Ginny points a few meters ahead of them.

"He just… disappeared."

"Do you guys hear that?" Harry wondered.

"Harry now is not the time to talk about the voiced in your head." Ginny rolled her eyes.

"No, I hear it too…" Neville said.

There was a loud crack and the floor split a little.

It continued to split until a gaping hole was in the floor.

A swirl erupted from the bottom and the entire whole became an endless pit of blue.

"You guys, no. Don't." Hermione warned.

But Ginny jumped in.

Draco followed closely behind.

Then Ron, too.

Neville dropped into it.

And finally Harry made the plunge.

Hermione winced and looked down into the hole. She closed her eyes and jumped. Only to hit the floor a second later. The hole had closed.

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"AhhhhhheeeeeehoooooooohOOF!" Ginny screeched as she made contact with the ground.

The ground sure has gotten squishier.

And louder…

And more Harry-shaped…

"Oh! Harry! I'm sorry!"

"It's okay Gin… What are you wearing?" A burst of laughter escaped from Harry's mouth.

Ginny looked down at her blue, checkered dress.

"I… I have no idea."

She heard a whisper. And then a giggle.

"Harry, what's that?"

"What's what?"

"Those noises."

Happy chime music filled the air.

"It sounds like glitter." Ginny thought aloud.

"What does glitter sound like?" Harry inquired.

"That. Duh."

"Why, hello there!" A light, airy, familiar voice filled the air.

"Luna?!" Ginny gasped.

"No, silly, I'm Glenda! The good witch of the North! It's alright, come on out!"

A scrunched brown face with mean eyes popped up from a bush, and then another. Several more followed until at least 50 heads were popping out of random places.

"It's alright, come on out!" Luna prodded.

They stepped out from their hiding places with grins on their faces.

The airy music became heavier and the beings linked arms and began to dance.

"Why are goblins in impossibly bright clothes dancing in circles around us…" Harry murmured to Ginny.

"If I knew that, you'd think I'd be doing something about it now wouldn't you?" Ginny whispered back.

"Ding dong!" They shouted in unison, nearly scaring the pants of Ginny. "The wicked witch is deeeaaad!"

"This seems oddly familiar…" Ginny mumbled.

"You've killed her!" They rejoiced.

Ginny looked down at the legs peeking out from underneath a wooden house.

"That's not even my house!" She fretted.

"Oh don't be so modest young one." Luna smiled knowingly at her.

"Look, I just… I need to get home." Ginny sighed.

"Well the only one who can help you there is the wizard."

"Follow, follow, follow, follow, FOLLOW the yellow brick road!" The goblins shouted.

BAM!

All of a sudden, a frightening woman in tattered robes and snarled hair appeared cackling in from of them.

"My sister!" She screamed. "Well, let me just take her shoes and I'll be on my way…"

"BELLATRIX?!" Harry screamed.

"What? No you fools. It's me, the wicked witch.

"But… I thought… isn't that…"

"No! That's my sister! And you've gone and killer her! Now if you don't mind… Where did those bleeding shoes go?! There were just here!"

Luna smiled serenely. "Please step forward, young girl."

Ginny looked around before it dawned on her. "Me?"

Luna nodded, and Ginny did as she was told.

Why did she feel taller?

She looked down to find a pair of tacky sparkling red heels on her feet.

"Give them!" Bella yelled.

"Don't listen to her!" The goblins chorused.

"I'll get you my pretty!" Bella screamed. "And your little dog too!"

"Dog?" Harry scrunched his nose. "Excuse me?"

But Bella had already disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Now before I forget…" Luna began, but let out a giggle. "Seems it's too late. I do seem to remember that it was rather important… Oh well, I'm sure you'll figure it out." Luna winked before taking of in her bubble.

"What in all hell…" Ginny paused. " Is going on…"

A/N- Whoa! Review?! Please! Does anybody have any guesses where Ron, Neville, and Draco are?