Cher had just arrived home into a house that looked like something you saw the back of a Dupont Registry Magazine. She went to the fridge and saw her favorite drink: Pedialyte, and it was blue raspberry. She went to the liquor cabinet and put some brandy in and it began to drink it while she was wondering what to do next in her huge house.

She decided to go up to her room and she was looking through all of her makeup when all of the sudden, she saw something really random on a bottle of perfume. It was a...

"Blue paw print?" she said as she looked at it and then farted. "Why...what...?" She was utterly confused and decided to put on some Wu Tang Clan as she looked at the perfume bottle that had a blue paw print.

All of the sudden, there was a huge clap of thunder and she looked outside to see that it was raining so hard, she couldn't even see the house that was next to hers. Now there was a huge mystery to be solved...