(I don't own OUAT or any of the characters)


Killian Jones would do anything to get his….hook on the crocodile. Anything. He spent hundreds of years in Neverland, murdered palace guards, tried to steal from the Queen, almost murdered a woman….lied to the Queen and assisted Cora…in more ways than one. God that woman had an appetite. She could go longer and harder than a sailor on leave. But, it was all worth it. He was worth it. Once he had the crocodile, his love would be avenged. I'll find him, Milah. Find him and make him pay. He'll beg me to finish him off. He tossed and turned in his sleep.

"Hook!" Cora groaned, "It's too early for this. Stop fidgeting or I'll tie you to the mast again" Hook smiled sleepily. "….and leave you there."

He sighed and decided to get up and go for a walk. He pulled on his trousers and stepped out onto the deck. They would arrive in Storybrooke soon. They hadn't bested the Swan girl and her groupies, but they found their way there. So they celebrated. I wonder if that sort of thing is genetic. Damn. I wish Regina hadn't sent me on my way to Wonderland so soon. I would've loved to find out. She definitely has her mother's looks. He hoped he would find out. He watched the water for a few hours and then Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts decided to get up and join him.

"We should be there soon. Within a few hours."

"Good. I do not like to be kept waiting."

"I know, Cora. I've been hearing this for the past twenty eight years."

"It wasn't so bad, was it, Captain?"

"No."

"We still have a bit of time."

"Aye, that we do."

She walked up behind him and purred, "One last bit of fun before we arrive?"

"Fun? Why, Cora, however do you mean?"

He loved teasing everyone and Cora was no exception. However, after years of this, Cora knew how to respond.

"You know perfectly well what I mean and I will go enjoy myself in your cabin with or without you, though I'd prefer if you joined me."

She turned around and stalked back to his cabin, closing the door behind her. He quickly followed her and proceeded to give up his body to the insatiable Queen. However, his mind was only on the crocodile and how he would find a way to catch him. Cora was rough. Not gentle at all. But, she always maintained a regal appearance. This was especially true when she rode him. It drove him mad. But he enjoyed it. He was no gentle lover himself. I'll need to lure the crocodile to me somehow… What did the Swan girl say his name was here? Gold.

"What was that, pirate?" she panted.

Damn. I said that out loud. "God!"

Satisfied with his answer, she bit his lip and tangled her fingers into his hair. His heart beat loudly in his chest, fighting against the silence from Cora's heartless bosom. That was another thing that made them different. Where she was cold and calculating, he put his heart into everything he did. He needed his heart. When I skin him, I'm going to feel it with every fiber of my being. From head to toe…. ARH.

"Oh, Captain!"

They fell back on the bed completely intertwined and slept the rest of the time away. They awoke just in time to watch the small town come into view. Ready or not, crocodile, here I come.