I was bored, and i noticed that no one has done something like this before. I mean, what if they found out the horrible world of the fangirls? XD
Disclaimer: i dont own south park :P
It was a Friday night like any other; Boring and stupid.
It had started out Kyle going over to Stan's because his mom had gotten mad and slapped Kyle across the face, for something Kyle had already forgotten.
Kenny's date, LaFawnda, actually stood him up, instead of the other way around. And he had somehow found his way to Stan's doorstep at 11, a bit drunk, confusing both the upset Kyle and Stan.
And Cartman had followed shortly after Kenny arrived. He claimed he was bored. Stan had been tempted to shut the door in his face when he arrived.
Beer bottles covered Stan's computer desk, even though everyone was only 16. The gang was staring at Stan's computer screen, deciding what to look up next on the internet. Kyle sitting by Stan, and Kenny standing behind them.
Stan sighed and took another drink of his beer. "We've already looked up every twisted porn site," he shook his head and laughed "mentally scarring me forever and every accident and prank video on YouTube. What else is there?"
"Well, we don't have to look up videos of fat people," Kyle said, and nudged the fatass behind him, who was just returning from the bathroom, "We got one right here!"
"Ay! I'm not fucking fat, you jew-fag!" Eric said, slapping the back of Kyle's head. He then collapsed onto Stan's bed a few feet away. "I'm tired.."
No one commented.
Kenny looked up. "Wait…" he leaned over Stan, and typed in deviantart into the URL box, and clicked enter.
"What's this site?" Stan said, moving his head so he could see.
"I dunno. I used to catch one of my old girlfriends on here late at night. She always closed the window before I could see what she was looking at." He searched the screen for anything suspicious. Nothing really, just a few artistic drawings and a picture of a person at some convention dressed up as an anime character. "But, I did see a picture of us all once…" and looked back at the top "there's a search box, and I always wanted to see why there was a picture of us on the internet." He typed in Kyle Kenny Stan.
"I don't see how ---" Kyle stopped.
The page loaded.
"Oo.." Kenny said in a low voice.
"What? What's everyone lookin at?" Cartman got up and stood behind Kyle, and froze.
Everything was silent for a second. Then Cartman burst out in laughter, breaking the ice.
"EH!?" Kyle said, turning bright red. "Is…Are you sure that's ME?" eyes scanning the page again and again.
Rows and Rows of pictures of him.
Him and Stan.
Him and Eric.
Him and Kenny.
"Yea..uh..wow.." Kenny said, beginning to laugh. Stan started to laugh as well.
"Why are you all laughing!? You're in these pictures as well!" he looked around.
"Yea, but dude; we aren't the ones blushing madly in all of them! Damn..that's so gay…" Stan said, but stopped laughing when he saw a certain picture. "Wait wait…why am In lingerie?!"
Kenny laughed some more, barely being able to point to the little drawn-in red hed in the background. "Someone's waiting for you!" and Eric fell over on the ground, laughing so much he started to cry.
"What the…"
"What am I, a whore!?" Kyle said, his face red and his ears burning.
No one replied.
"God I hate fangirls…"
