A/N: Well, it's certainly been awhile since I posted something! College was tying me down for several months and another 'Hogan's Heroes' project that I just finished. I'm hopeful to get back on my posting schedule and publish some new stories in the upcoming future. This is my very first attempt at a crossover, and both excited and nervous for it! Constructive criticism is highly encouraged, but be nice! Again, this is my first swing at one of these and not near some of the writers' skills on here. I'll will provide information on both fandoms as much as possible. If there are still questions about either show, don't hesitate to message me! I'll gladly answer any to the best of my ability. I'll shut up now and let you people get to reading the good stuff. Enjoy! Reviews highly encouraged! :D
Chapter 1: The Kidnapping:
He just did not understand it all. He could not wrap his mind around the entire thing. After such a successful mission, how did it all fail before his eyes? One of his crewmen. Dead. Right before him. Had he had never decided to cross that bridge, things may have ended differently.
The Romulan disguised as Gestapo stood still, hidden in the forest, as he looked out into the night. He could not make his eyes leave the now blown up bridge. Someone had sabotaged the bridge killing one of his men. It could not go without punishment. Someone had to pay for the loss of someone in his command. But who? Who would this person be? (1)
Another Romulan, a lieutenant dressed as a Gestapo captain, walked over to his leader and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Are you alright, sir?" The Romulan asked.
The Romulan leader turned to face his man.
"Someone is responsible for Rekar's death. I must find them and finish them. They will pay for the life they took with theirs," the Romulan leader sneered.
"They shall. But how do we find them?"
"We will find a way, Talar, don't worry."
Talar and the leader walked away from the sight of the explosion to the remaining one of their unit. He was another lieutenant dressed as another Gestapo captain.
"What do we do next, Commander?" The Romulan asked.
"We will return to home base. Tomorrow, we start our search for this assassin. We will show him what us Romulans what we are capable of," the commander answered.
"But, Commander," Talar began. "What if we can't find this man?"
"Then we will search every inch of Germany until he is found, and we kill him on spot. Follow me, men," the commander hissed.
Both Talar and the other Romulan looked at one another, sighed, and followed their commanding officer through the forest, as they started heading back to home base to rest until tomorrow morning.
Hogan was walking home carrying a detonator and some explosives in his hand. He had to go retrieve them after Carter had left them there at the site of their recent sabotage. The American colonel could only shake his head.
"Carter, I swear to God one of these days your shenanigans are gonna get us killed," Hogan muttered to himself.
Unbeknownst to him, the Romulan commander and his two men were hiding in the bushes. They had heard someone walking from an unknown destination. They saw a man wearing a crush cap and a leather jacket with a white scarf wrapped around his neck. He was carrying explosives in his hands and it set off the commander big time. He was about ready to jump out of the shrubbery and murder the man head on, when Talar grabbed the commander by the arm.
"Wait a minute. What if we get him by surprise? If we confront him, he might put up a fight. This way, we have no trouble of grabbing him." He asked.
The other subordinate looked over at Talar and grinned wickedly at him.
"Talar, I like your way of thinking."
He held back from giving an evil chuckle.
The three Romulans quickly checked their surroundings, making sure Hogan was not looking back at them and far away enough he wouldn't hear them, then snuck out in the clearing behind the American officer, who was unknowingly being followed.
Hogan felt a sudden chill roll up his spine. He was growing a little suspicious of someone following him, but could not put his finger on why, though. He ignored it, thinking it was probably just an animal wandering around late at night. He walked off course to Stalag 13 for a moment, not wanting to lead any possible enemy back to camp. He had his men and operation to protect. Once he felt he had lost track of them, he carried on his way back home.
The Romulan commander grabbed something out of his pocket, a gun. He looked at his men and smiled menacingly. They made their way silently behind some bushes, managing to get ahead of the colonel hiding in the shadows, and waited for their prey to make its way towards them. Once Hogan had reached their location, the commander took the gun high in the air and at the right moment, he smacked it down hard onto the colonel's head. Hogan made a slight 'ooof' noise and collapsed to the ground unconscious.
Talar got out his gun and pointed it at Hogan. He pulled the slide to release a round into his gun, when the commander put his arm in front of it.
"Hold it; let's not kill him just yet."
"What do you mean?" The other lieutenant asked.
"Maybe we can have a little fun with this man." The commander chuckled.
Both Talar and the other lieutenant looked at one another with an evil look on their faces. They then turned back to their commanding officer and nodded.
The leading Romulan chuckled softly and looked down at the body before his feet. To someone else, it would look like Hogan was just sleeping.
Talar took the man and handcuffed him. The other lieutenant then picked him up and carried him on his shoulder. The three Romulans started walking off with Hogan back to their hidden headquarters. They would enjoy holding their new prisoner for ransom...and would eventually kill him.
Carter was pacing back and forth in the barracks. He was worried about Hogan, who should have came back over two hours ago. He knew it did not take long to get to the sabotage scene and retrieve the explosives. He knew his commanding officer was in trouble, but what was it, he wondered.
Newkirk had put a cigarette in his mouth, and LeBeau was fumbling with his fingers. All three of them were worried sick. They had finally sent Kinch out to look for him.
"Boy," Carter said. "I sure hope the Colonel's okay."
"Maybe he's just hiding from a Gestapo patrol." LeBeau answered, trying to remain positive.
"The Gov'nor would've been back by now had it been a Gestapo patrol." Newkirk groaned, taking a drag.
"Where could he be? The explosion site isn't far from here," Carter wondered.
"Wouldn't we all like to know," Newkirk murmured.
The fake bunk opened, and Kinch climbed out from it. He closed the bunk and walked over to his friends with a grim look on his face.
"Did you find him?" Carter asked, concerned.
"I've looked everywhere that he could've gone. There's no sign of him whatsoever," Kinch answered.
"Oh, I don't like this. Quelqu'un aurait pu le tuer!" LeBeau cried.
"Louis, speak bloody English!" Newkirk cried.
"I said 'someone could've killed him'!"
"Kinch, what are we gonna do?" Carter exclaimed.
"We have to find the Colonel!" LeBeau cried.
"I know, I know; and we're gonna do everything we can to find him...but first, I need to know what it is we're exactly gonna do," Kinch said, trying to think.
"Maybe we could have someone investigate the area," Carter suggested.
"Where the bloody hell are we gonna find a ruddy detective, Andrew?" Newkirk remarked, in a snippy tone.
"I just want someone to find him! Geez!"
Newkirk sighed and looked at Carter kindly.
"I'm sorry, mate. I'm just scared is all," Newkirk said.
"Oh, it's alright, buddy. We all are," Carter answered, giving a sad smile.
Newkirk returned the same smile; then they all went back to the important matter at hand.
"What are we going to do about Klink?" LeBeau asked, worried.
"We'll tell him that the Colonel was kidnapped during the night," Kinch answered.
"Wouldn't yah think the guards would've seen someone sneaking into camp?" Newkirk asked, slightly irritated.
"Well then why didn't anyone catch him with Colonel Hogan?" Kinch remarked.
"We need a ransom note to make it more believable," LeBeau said.
Newkirk grabbed a pen and notepad.
"What do yah want me to write, mate?" The Englishman asked.
"Write this," Kinch said. "Say 'Pay over 7000 German marks, or Colonel Hogan dies'."
Newkirk finished scribbling the note down in a different handwriting from his and handed it to Kinch.
Kinch read it over and nodded, then he turned to look at his friends.
"Follow me," Kinch ordered.
Carter, Newkirk, and LeBeau followed Kinch into Hogan's quarters. The radio man looked around for somewhere to put the note and finally decided to just leave it on the lower bunk. He walked over to his friends when he was finished, and crossed his arms.
"Kinch," Carter quivered. "Do you think the colonel's alright?"
Kinch only sighed.
"I hope so, Andrew...I sure hope so."
*"Star Trek" is a science fiction TV show that was first aired in September 1966. It is about Captain James Kirk and his crew aboard the USS Enterprise, as they travel the galaxy for new civilization and to create peace among the planets in the far away galaxies from Earth.
*"Hogan's Heroes" is a comedy TV show that was first aired in 1965. It takes place in a German POW camp during WWII, the infamous Stalag 13 known for their perfect 'no escape' record on the supervision of Kommandant Wilhelm Klink. Colonel Robert Hogan from the United States Army Air Corps. and his friends and commanding crew run a secret espionage and sabotage unit underneath the camp and are given assignments from London or the underground to defeat the Germans and help end WWII and Hitler's reign from power.
(1) A Romulan, according to Memory Alpha's databases, is a humanoid race from the planet known as Romulus and biological cousins of Vulcans, the race of the well known Mr. Spock's people.
