- STARTS AT 2FORT RED BASE -

Soilder: Ok men! We need to make a plan for this weeks battle!

Spy: You know we should try something different.

Soilder: Ok then, what suggestions do you have Spy?

Spy: I dont have any. Im just saying we should think of something different.

Soilder: So anyone have any ideas?

Scout: Yeah how about i get the intelligence like i always do.

Soilder: Look...

Spy: Why do i even stay here with you dumbnumbs.

Soilder: Well you dont have too!

Spy: Fine then. I will leave.

Scout: Oh come on dont be serious.

Spy: Oh i am serious!

Heavy: But Spy!

Spy: Nope!

Soilder: This is a disapointment.

Spy: Im leaving this crazy war thing. im going off on my own!

Soilder: Fine then Go!

Spy: I will!

Spy walks out of the room and slams the door shut.

Soilder: We dont need him anyways!

Medic: Soilder we do! Hes the one who can disguise!

Soilder: Theres some BS.

Scout: Wait a second.

Scout picks up Spys disguise kit.

Soilder: What are you gonna do with that?

Scout: Ladies and gentlemen, Im the new Spy.

Soilder: I would like to see you try!

Scout: Ok lets see tommarow!

Soilder: Then we will!

Medic: Scout you dont have the spy equipment!

Scout: Oh i will. Medic get me the Spy stuff.

Medic: Alright if you say so!

Scout: Thank you.

Soilder: Scout you are gonna screw this up.

Sniper: And if you do be Spy, You will have to eat with his diet.

Scout: I can do that. What is it anyways.

Sniper: Vegtables.

Scout: At least if i can drink my Bonk ill be fine.

Sniper: Ok. We will see about that tommarow.

Demoman: Ey. What happened to dinner today anyways?

Soilder: We had dinner.

Demoman: You did? When?

Pyro: Mpph...

Pyro does a facepalm and hits his head on the table.

Soilder: Anyways Scout you need training! How do you think you became a Scout and he became a Spy?

Scout: True.

Soilder: Well since tommarow is gonna be your first Spy day you need to get trained by Spys trainer.

Scout: Ok show me this guy that is gonna train me.

Pyro: That guy is me.

Scout: You Pyro?

Pyro: Yes i am the Spy.

Pyro takes off his mask and reveals to be a spy.

Scout: After all these years?

Pyro: Yep. So do you wanna start training now?

Scout: Yeah.

Engineer: Scout, let me tell you something.

Scout: Ok.

Engineer: When it was just me, Sniper, Medic, Soilder and Demoman we did perfectly without a Spy.

Soilder: Lies, we were horrible and plus without a Heavy!

Scout: Can we get on with the training now?

Pyro: Lets do this.

- AT TRAINING ROOM -

Scout: Ok so whats my first lesson.

Pyro: The Perfect Backstab.

Pyro throws Scout a level 1 knife.

Scout: Woah the Spy knife! The best part!

Pyro: Now when i used to be a Spy that was the best part too and it still is.

Scout: So who am i gonna backstab?

Pyro: Test dummies.

Pyro pulls out a cardboard Sniper, Engineer and Heavy.

Pyro: These are your worst enimes as a Spy. You will have to backstab them the most.

Scout: Ok.

Pyro: Go backstab.

Scout: Sure.

Scout backstabs all 3 of them.

Pyro: Nice.

Scout: I did it!

Pyro: Yes now here is your level 2 Spy knife the Black Rose.

Pyro throws the Black Rose and Scout catches it.

Scout: Shes a beauty!

Pyro: Yes she is, isnt she?

Scout: I have a feeling im gonna love this

Bangarang by Skrillex starts playing in the backround.

Pyro: Ok now Second lesson the Revolver.

Pyro throws Revolver and Scout catches.

Pyro: Shoot the heads of the dummies.

Scout: Yes!

Scout shoots the dummies in the head with the Revolver.

Pyro: Nice shot!

Pyro throws Scout a level 2 Diamondback

Scout shoots the heads off in a montage.

Pyro puts thumbs up at Scout.

Scout: Great!

Scout throws knives at the dummies.

Scout: Take that!

Pyro: You are gonna make a good Spy.

Scout: A fast one too.

Pyro: Ok now know if your enemy is a Spy.

Scout: Ok.

Pyro brings up disguised Spys.

Pyro: Which one is disguised.

Scout: Hmm..

Scout concentrates

Scout: The Demoman!

Scout throws knife in the Demomans face.

Pyro: How did you know.

Scout: The mist around the Demoman when he disguised. Duh.

Pyro: Good!

Bangarang ends and Scout sits in a chair.

Scout: Wow that was a good work out.