Soilder: Ok men! We need to make a plan for this weeks battle!
Spy: You know we should try something different.
Soilder: Ok then, what suggestions do you have Spy?
Spy: I dont have any. Im just saying we should think of something different.
Soilder: So anyone have any ideas?
Scout: Yeah how about i get the intelligence like i always do.
Soilder: Look...
Spy: Why do i even stay here with you dumbnumbs.
Soilder: Well you dont have too!
Spy: Fine then. I will leave.
Scout: Oh come on dont be serious.
Spy: Oh i am serious!
Heavy: But Spy!
Spy: Nope!
Soilder: This is a disapointment.
Spy: Im leaving this crazy war thing. im going off on my own!
Soilder: Fine then Go!
Spy: I will!
Spy walks out of the room and slams the door shut.
Soilder: We dont need him anyways!
Medic: Soilder we do! Hes the one who can disguise!
Soilder: Theres some BS.
Scout: Wait a second.
Scout picks up Spys disguise kit.
Soilder: What are you gonna do with that?
Scout: Ladies and gentlemen, Im the new Spy.
Soilder: I would like to see you try!
Scout: Ok lets see tommarow!
Soilder: Then we will!
Medic: Scout you dont have the spy equipment!
Scout: Oh i will. Medic get me the Spy stuff.
Medic: Alright if you say so!
Scout: Thank you.
Soilder: Scout you are gonna screw this up.
Sniper: And if you do be Spy, You will have to eat with his diet.
Scout: I can do that. What is it anyways.
Sniper: Vegtables.
Scout: At least if i can drink my Bonk ill be fine.
Sniper: Ok. We will see about that tommarow.
Demoman: Ey. What happened to dinner today anyways?
Soilder: We had dinner.
Demoman: You did? When?
Pyro: Mpph...
Pyro does a facepalm and hits his head on the table.
Soilder: Anyways Scout you need training! How do you think you became a Scout and he became a Spy?
Scout: True.
Soilder: Well since tommarow is gonna be your first Spy day you need to get trained by Spys trainer.
Scout: Ok show me this guy that is gonna train me.
Pyro: That guy is me.
Scout: You Pyro?
Pyro: Yes i am the Spy.
Pyro takes off his mask and reveals to be a spy.
Scout: After all these years?
Pyro: Yep. So do you wanna start training now?
Scout: Yeah.
Engineer: Scout, let me tell you something.
Scout: Ok.
Engineer: When it was just me, Sniper, Medic, Soilder and Demoman we did perfectly without a Spy.
Soilder: Lies, we were horrible and plus without a Heavy!
Scout: Can we get on with the training now?
Pyro: Lets do this.
- AT TRAINING ROOM -
Scout: Ok so whats my first lesson.
Pyro: The Perfect Backstab.
Pyro throws Scout a level 1 knife.
Scout: Woah the Spy knife! The best part!
Pyro: Now when i used to be a Spy that was the best part too and it still is.
Scout: So who am i gonna backstab?
Pyro: Test dummies.
Pyro pulls out a cardboard Sniper, Engineer and Heavy.
Pyro: These are your worst enimes as a Spy. You will have to backstab them the most.
Scout: Ok.
Pyro: Go backstab.
Scout: Sure.
Scout backstabs all 3 of them.
Pyro: Nice.
Scout: I did it!
Pyro: Yes now here is your level 2 Spy knife the Black Rose.
Pyro throws the Black Rose and Scout catches it.
Scout: Shes a beauty!
Pyro: Yes she is, isnt she?
Scout: I have a feeling im gonna love this
Bangarang by Skrillex starts playing in the backround.
Pyro: Ok now Second lesson the Revolver.
Pyro throws Revolver and Scout catches.
Pyro: Shoot the heads of the dummies.
Scout: Yes!
Scout shoots the dummies in the head with the Revolver.
Pyro: Nice shot!
Pyro throws Scout a level 2 Diamondback
Scout shoots the heads off in a montage.
Pyro puts thumbs up at Scout.
Scout: Great!
Scout throws knives at the dummies.
Scout: Take that!
Pyro: You are gonna make a good Spy.
Scout: A fast one too.
Pyro: Ok now know if your enemy is a Spy.
Scout: Ok.
Pyro brings up disguised Spys.
Pyro: Which one is disguised.
Scout: Hmm..
Scout concentrates
Scout: The Demoman!
Scout throws knife in the Demomans face.
Pyro: How did you know.
Scout: The mist around the Demoman when he disguised. Duh.
Pyro: Good!
Bangarang ends and Scout sits in a chair.
Scout: Wow that was a good work out.
