I was very bored so I decided to write this. Billy was reading stuff like this to me and I was inspired! Zelda makes me amused, so here ya go!

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Chapter 1 How to go on a Road Trip Like Zelda Characters

Darunia: Sit in the backseat not caring that your immense weight causes the bumper of the car to drag along the road.

Nabooru: Look like a total freak while pressing your face against the glass and count how many people respond (positively or negatively… the more negatives, the better).

Saria: Sing random songs with Malon until your throat bleeds.

Malon: Sing very repetitive songs with Saria until you can't breathe properly any more.

Ruto: Cling to Link until he stabs you to death.

Impa: Laugh when Ruto gets stabbed.

Rauru: SLEEP like the old man you are until the car stops. Then pretend that you remembered everything everyone said during the car trip.

Dark Link: Torment everyone in sight and blame it on Link, though no one will believe you.

Ingo: Complain about how lazy Talon is… basically do what you always do anyways.

Talon: Ignore Ingo as usual while you take a brief nap, then wake up to find that Ingo has launched into another story to tell how lazy you are and when you register his comments, go back to sleep.

King Harkinian: Ignore all that happens around you and randomly talk about "dinner" and how the "peace is what all true warriors strive for". Don't forget to annoy Link by repeating "mah boy" over and over again. When Link punches you, take it as a cue to get louder.

Princess Zelda: Drive like a maniac until either Link or the King yells "don't drive angry!" at you, or drive like a grandma until they scream at you to drive the speed limit. Either way, you win.

Link: Remain completely quiet and stare out the window intently while listening to your favorite song… not on any musical device (including iPod), but remembering it as it plays in your mind until Ruto starts clinging to you. Stab her until she lets go (which means until you kill her) and resume the intent staring. When the King starts annoying you, give him a nice punch in the face and pretend nothing happened. Resume quiet staring. When the King talks louder, take it as a cue to hit harder until you eventually knock him out so you have the peace that "all true warriors strive for". As always, resume staring out the window and for a change of pace, hum your favorite song softly. When Darunia asks about it, tell him that he's hearing things and resume humming. Remember to smile in that spacey way.

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Well, this was amusing. I like Link's the best. "Stare out the window intently" I can actually do that for road trips… if I don't have anything to read along the way. XD Yes, I would hum my favorite song (New Divide) while staring out the window. I hum that, Zelda stuff, and Star Wars stuff randomly and sometimes I don't even realize it and begin to wonder what I'm humming. O.O What was your favorite part? Review please? Link wants you to REVIEW!