One day Haldir was walking in the woods and stooped down to pick up a picture of an elephant. "This makes me think of my neighbour, the zookeeper. She was the love of my life."

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Clara was feeding her elphnet many penauts it was beautiful. "What are you doing, said Haldir?" I am feeding my elephant many peanuts, " said Clara. Your elephant is alerigic to peantus its tuounge is swelling up! You must take him to Elrond! " Would you like to ride with me on my pony?" "no thank you," said Clara, : may elephant toungue maybe bad but he legs are find " "ok, you ride him, and I'll follow on my leetle pony" "My elephant will get there first!" said the woman. Gosh darn she was beautiful. His reel plan was to just ride slowly behind his love to watch her butt. She had a beautiful but. And he fell in llove .

Presne t day

I should bring this back to y lovely elephantwoman . said haldir.

I am saruman the white," said a voice. Of sarumn . that is MY picture. Ive it back! Clara is mine, give her back! Haldir saod, little knowing that Clara was imprisoned in saruman't hobbit hole. "because I took over the shire that is why I have a hobbit hole," said saruman. Clara likes it well," he said with a wink.

"I will come visit Clara," said Haldire. And he went and visited Clara.

The next year, Haldir was walking in the woods when he saw a hobbit hole. "Maybe the love of my life is in there, I forgot about her!' he yelled. He heard a great rumbling begind him, and sam appeared, out of nowhere, and he was singing the Oliphant song. "That makes me think of Clara!" Haldir said. "she love s elephants."

The End