A/N: [THIS IS NOT A PHANFIC] This is an imagine. Don't know how many parts of this I'm going to make. This is my first imagine, and I'm a virgin writing this, so critique and comments are welcome!
The moonbeams glinted off Phil's pale body as you both walked a little tipsy back to the flat. It's no wonder you were both drunk off the full bottle of wine you shared at the fancy restaurant downtown. He tripped on an uneven spot in the pavement and caught himself on your waist. You wrapped your arm around his shoulder to steady both of you. Pausing, Phil turned to you and stared into your eyes. "Your eyes are hypnotizing tonight," he mumbled breathily. You let out a high pitched giggle and continued walking with his finger tracing small circles on your side. His tuxedo and bowtie just made him that much sexier than he already was, and you wouldn't let him shave before he left, telling him he looked sexy with a bit of stubble. The lacy dress that he picked out just for you felt amazing as his fingers played with the patterns on your waist.
You wasted no time as soon as you were inside the flat. You didn't see that Dan was curled up on the couch. Phil's tuxedo was off in a matter of seconds as it hit the floor; no need to worry about wrinkles right now. He kissed you gently at first, slowly roughening the kiss as you backstepped to his room, careful not to make too much noise as to wake Dan if he was in his room. Phil's hands wandered up and down your body as you curled your fingers into his hair. Your ass slammed a little too loudly into Phil's door, neither of you realizing it was shut in the first place. Phil fumbled with the door knob while keeping the kiss intact, but he couldn't find the knob without loudly tapping the door. You giggled under the kiss as he finally found the doorknob and swung the door open. He broke the kiss to trail soft kisses down your jaw. You remove his bowtie and begin to unbutton his dress shirt as he begins to bite and suck on your neck lightly, leaving little marks.
You spin Phil around and push him onto the bed, crawling on top and straddling him. You begin kissing him roughly then he pushes his tongue into your mouth and you let him in, twisting your tongue with his in an intricate dance. As you make out, you unbutton the rest of his shirt as he presses his thumbs into your hips gently. You pull his torso up so he can remove the rest of his shirt as you begin to lift up the dress to get it over your head. You break the kiss as he lies back and finish removing the dress to reveal a black, silky, lace bra and a matching thong. He roars in that cheesy way of his, and you purr back at him. If only we had whiskers right now, you thought, but then dismissed the thought.
You begin trailing light kisses down his jawline, to his neck, and on to his chest as he entwines his fingers in your hair. You tweak his nipples and bite them gently, coaxing a small gasp and a moan. You continue trailing kisses down his torso as he tugs on your hair, and you gently moan between breaths. You begin undoing his belt and pants as you trail your tongue right on the edge of his pants line. He moans softly then you hear a sharp surprised gasp. You look up to see him looking at the doorway.
You look to where Phil's eyes lead as he shockingly says, "Dan! What are you doing there? How long have you been there?"
"Enough to get a little turned on…" Dan replies sheepishly as he steps forward. "But I was wondering if…well maybe it's too awkward to ask now…"
"No, what were you going to ask?" you say, now curious.
"Well I was kinda' wondering if I could…well…join you guys?" Dan steps forward a bit further.
"You mean…a threesome?" Phil asked a bit confusedly.
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