Disclaimer: I own no rights to My Little Pony or their lyrics. I also do not own The Hunger Games
Katniss was watching the sports channel when a commercial suddenly popped up. She sighed. She hated the commercials so she flipped to another channel while she was waiting for it to end. All of a sudden, she saw dancing ponies singing their brains out. Wow. The song was pretty annoying and the episodes were cheesy. The problem was though, she couldn't stop watching it. She was addicted to it like Haymitch to his alcohol. She watched all the episodes for 10 HOURS STRAIGHT. Katniss was starting to go crazy with My Little Pony. All day, the stupid song was stuck in her head until she couldn't stand it. She started to sing it:
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until you all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends
OMG. Katniss was freaking out right now. My Little Ponies was brainwashing her! She decided to get medical treatment ASAP. At the doctor's place, Katniss saw all of the My Little Pony friends. She saw Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and a very pscho maniac Pinkie Pie holding a chainsaw. Woah. She did not see that one coming. Another My Little Pony song came into her head. It was a very pointless one but she still loved it anyway. She started to sing to herself again:
It's not very far. Just move your little rump
You can make it if you try with a hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Just move your little rump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump!
Katniss banged her head at the door and moaned. My Little Pony was everywhere! The doctor came in and asked her what the problem was.
All Katniss could reply was, "PINKIE PIE SHALL KILL YOU WITH HIS CHAINSAW!" The doctor shook his head.
"Another victim of My Little Pony. They have got to shut down that show. It really lowers your IQ. What a shame."
The doctor ended up drugging Katniss and calming down her mind. After a while, the doctor helped cure her of My Little Pony-ites but she never forgot My Little Pony. Especially not Pinkie Pie holding a pyscho chainsaw. The morale to the story is: Never let Katniss watch My Little Pony. EVER AGAIN. :P
R&R
This was just a little Hunger Games fluff i wanted to have fun with.
Chapter may seem a bit overwhelming stupid and crazy but *shrug* who cares? Its just fun to torture Katniss while writing :D
Teehee. Katniss gone crazy with My Little Pony-ites
I might make more of this if you guys like it...
If you do, I'll do 1 character reacts per chapter. Once all characters are used up, the story is complete.
Tell me who you want me to write about next and what they want to react to!
I 3 doing this because it lets me have fun and sometimes clears the writer's block I've been having.
Read my other 2 stories!
Finnick's Story
67th Hunger Games (SYOT)
~TrueStories4Life
