Meet the Kazama Family
This is story is about the Kazama family, a messed up family who lost all their dignity from everybody and to each other.
Our story starts at the Kazama mansion at San Diego, California. Their mansion is a flat top mansion with brown tiles, white bricks, at least 21 windows and about 25 rooms. The main character of our story is Sasuke Uchiha, an eighteen year old teenager who is trying to keep the family together and try to regain their family former glory.
Sasuke had a call from his girlfriend Sakura to meet her at the mall's food court. Finally finding her at the food court, they ordered pizza. "Um Sasuke can I ask you a question?" said Sakura. She wore pink sleeveless shirt, blue short and pink slippers
"Sure what is it?" Said Sasuke. He wore black jeans, a dark blue shirt and a black jacket with black Nike shoes.
"Well your surname is Uchiha…but your family name is Kazama. So why do you have two last surname?"
"Well it begins with my Great Grandfather which his name was Saratobi. But my grandfather renamed himself with Kazama after he died and so left Japan to live here. Then when my grandmother had my dad and both of my uncles only one kept the name which was my uncle Arashi. So my dad and my uncle Hiashi changed their names to Uchiha and Hyuga. I know what you're thinking, I have a crazy family."
"Um no, that's not true Oh yeah you're family's crazy!"
"Sakura it's alright I know I have a really mess up family." How he said it was like he was the most stressed out being in the world.
"Sasuke are you alright?" Sasuke begin to eat his pizza but in the same time slammed his head to the table. Sakura poked Sasuke his shoulder, and then she notices that he was sleeping. "ARE YOU SLEEPING SASUKE?!" Sasuke raised his head with the pizza attach to his face. "What are you talking about? Oh…" The pizza slowly fell off his face and landed on the plate. "Sorry about that Sakura. It's just running my father company is kind of difficult."
"Oh sorry if I offended you and about your father."
"Wha—oh no my father is not dead."
"Oh good."
"He's in hiding."
"What?!" Yes Sasuke's father is in hiding and this is what happened. Fugaku accidently made a deal with the Mafia which they secretly were printing illegal counterfeiting money and caused him to get in major trouble which he didn't even knew about. Now he's hiding in the attic.
"Umm, well this is awkward."
"Ha that's not the half of it."
"I think I'm going to regret this." The story of the rest of his family is more complicated especially his older brother. You see his brother his brother is at a mental hospital. "Hahahaha Kisame told me to do it. He told me to he told me to hahaha." For killing nine people in a subway train. Saying it was a half man and half shark guy to do it. "Yes Itachi now you must kill everybody in your family. KILL THEM ALL!!!!"
"Hahahaha family kill hahahaha."
As for his mother, while visiting New York City. The family visited the Empire State Building and at the top of the building she was accidently pushed by a fat man and fell to her death.
"I'm sorry Sasuke."
"It's alright it happen 10 years ago. So are you ready." Sakura nodded
"Yeah but I need to get a pizza for my father. Care to come with me to my house?" Giving his hand to her which she took and left with Sasuke to his family's mansion.
At the Kazama mansion
"Tsuande! Were the hell is my whisky?" Shouted Jiraya walking into the living room drunk naked. The room had four sofas, a chimney on the left corner, and a wooden table with a thin glass in the middle of the room.
"I drank it all Jiraya (Hicup)" She laid on the couple sofa naked.
"You did what, ugh what the hell Tsunade I wanted some—" He passed out falling to the ground drooling on the floor.
"Jiraya…JIRAYA don't you dare dr-o-ol—" Tsunade passed out on the sofa drooling.
Then Naruto and Hinata showed up. "Grandfather and Grandmother had too much to drink again." Said Naruto. He was wearing a orange shirt, a button down blue shirt on top the shirt navy blue jeans and Nike black shoes.
"Do you think we should help them Naruto?" Hinata wore sleeveless purple shirt brown jacket blue jeans and white tennis shoes.
"Nah." Naruto and Hinata held each other and kissed deeply. "Hey Naruto, hey Hinata." Sasuke was holding a box of pizza. They broke the kiss with a guilty face.
"Shit he saw us!" said Naruto
"Do you think he'll tell?" Said Hinata
"No I won't" Said Sasuke
"We can't trust him we need to get rid of him."
"Didn't you hear me?! I just said I won't tell!" Sasuke shouted while walking up the stairs.
"What about we talk to him Naruto."
"I JUST SAID I WON'T TELL DAMN IT!" Sasuke shouted at the top of the stairs.
"Yeah you're right we need to talk to him."
"DAMN IT! YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME AREN"T YOU?!" He shouted in the hall.
"Wonder why Sasuke shouting so much?" Said Naruto
"I AM SO GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!" As he open the attic.
"So much hatred." Said Naruto
"I smell pizza!" Said Jiraya
Sasuke walked up the attic seeing his dad laying down on a air bed, reading one of his Grandfather's books.
"Enjoying yourself father." Said Sasuke
"No, you know I don't know why your grandfather and uncle make these perverted books. I enjoy myself watching porn on the internet." Said Fugaku.
"Father we don't need another pervert in the family."
"Fine so why are you here?"
"No reasons just want to know if you're okay. Oh yeah here you go." He handed over the pizza to his father.
"Ah thanks son. Mmmm Pepperoni."
Sasuke left the attic closing it behind him. He said his good bye to his grandparents.
"Wait Sasuke (burp)."
"Yes grandfather."
"Go to the mental hospital and say your hello to your great uncle."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes, you know how cranky he gets."
"Fine."
Sakura was waiting outside of the mansion leaning on Sasuke's Black Ferrari 599 GTB. Sasuke came walking out the house annoyed.
"What's wrong Sasuke?" Said Sakura
Sasuke open the Sakura's side of the door letting her in and he got in.
"So where we going?"
"To the mental hospital."
"Wha?!?!?!?!"
"Were going to meet my great uncle Orochimaru."
Orochimaru is Jiraya's twin (not exact identical) brother. The reason he was put in the mental hospital is that he thought that he was the Queen of England, Emperor of Japan, President of the U.S.A, the Pope, five Cardinals, Jewish priest, the cast of Friends, Simpsons, Power Rangers (all the casts) and a goat.
