Fandom: The Nanny
Rating: PG/PG 13
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything from The Nanny :P Please do not sue, just a fanfiction writer.
A/N: Hi, I've been wanting to write Nanny FF for a long time...So here ya go...Reviews are always welcome!
Fran was due any day now. She was having twins.
Fran: Good morning Max!
Max: Morning darling. Look at you, beautiful as ever.
Fran: Ha. My hair's a mess, my stomach is plump...and my makeup is not even
done
Max: And that's exactly how I like it.
Niles: Is Ms. Babcock here yet?
Max: No. Why? Do you have a new joke to try out on her, old man?
Niles: Well, no sir.
Fran: Aww. Nilessyy. Do you have a crush on Ms. Babcock?
Niles; I don't know what you are talking about.
Fran: Awww you do! ! Oh my gosh! I gotta call Ma!
Max: About Niles? He and CC aren't even dating.
Fran: Oh...right...So when ya going to ask her out Niles?
Niles: She would never go out with someone like me. I clean toilets,
she's...well she's
Fran: spit it out?
Niles: Sorry, it's hard to compliment a woman you've spent years trying to
loathe.
CC: Hello. Hello. Good morning Maxwell, nanny fine-
Max: Fran...my wife *glares*
CC: Fran...*grinds teeth* Niles...
Niles: Hello Boobcock.
*Fran whispers to Maxwell* They're so cute. Don't ya think?
Max: Sure...whatever you say darling. I'm going to get to work, come join me in
a few CC. Niles, would you bring my breakfast in the study?
Niles: Certainly sir. Excuse me ladies.
Fran: so when ya going to ask him out?
CC: who?
Fran: Niles!
CC: Niles? Hahaha that's ridiculous. We loatheeee each other.
Fran: No. That's how you two flirt. It's um endearing. So, don't ya like him?
CC: I-I don't know. I've never really thought about it before, because well it's
Niles. But now that i think about it, maybe I do. Oh. Wow. What am i supposed to
do?
Fran: Tell him how you feel.
CC; I can't do that. He's the help!
Fran; Max married me.
CC: Well, I never was in favor of that marriage...
Fran: Ms. Babcock!
CC: Alright, I'll think of somehow telling him how i feel.
*Later that day*
Fran: So, how was school Gracie?
Gracie: Great, but Fran there's this boy, Jimmy and he keeps asking me to go out
with him.
Fran: Oh my gosh, my little Gracie. My little girl is growing up.
Gracie: Fran...I turned him down.
Fran: Why?
Gracie: I'm 13, isn't that too young? And besides dad will probably kill him
before we even go out.
Fran: Well do you like this boy?
Gracie: I think so. *blushes*
Fran: Then you tell him yes! Don't you worry about your father.
Gracie: Thanks Fran. You always know what to do in every situation. I love you.
Fran; i love you too. Sooo much Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
*Knock at door*
Fran: Ohh. Hi honey!
Val: Fran! You're never going to believe this. I was at the Chatterbox and I
heard that your parents are moving to Boca. Is it true?
Fran: Whaaaaat? I gotta call Ma.
*Calls Sylvia*
Yeah. Ma. It's me. You're moving to Boca? What? No. Val told me. From someone at
The Chatterbox. Yeah so is it true? Oh...whyyy couldn't it of been true?
Yeah, bye Ma.
Hmm. she says she's not.
Val: Oh well sorry.
Fran: Well, since you're here Wanna eat some Haagen Daaz?
Val: Of course.
*CC walks through kitchen*
Fran: Wanna join us for a nosh?
CC: Oh, no. I'm far too busy looking for actors for Maxwell's new play.
Fran: Ok. Suit yourself.
*CC exits*
Fran: Guess what Val? NILES AND MS. BABCOCK...Are going to be in a
relationship soon!
Val: Together?
Fran: Well obviously, with each other!
Val: Where did you hear this? Because ya know there's a lot of gossip going
around.
Fran; Val ...they both ! Oy.
Val: This is so exciting! I always knew there was something between them.
Fran: Sure you did Val.
*The next day*
Max: How did you convince Niles and Ms. Babcock to double date with us tonight?
Are you becoming a yenta?
Max: All I did was say I wanted to take them out for a nice meal to thank them
for all that they do.
Fran: Hmm that works...but aw you're turning into one of us Fine's!
Do ya like my outfit?
Max: I do...You look smashing!
Fran: And you're the most handsome man in the world
*They embrace in a kiss*
Fran: Mmm we better get downstairs.
Max: Oh right...I made dinner plans. I could always cancel them
Fran: No. No. Lets hurry along. Move your tuchas...a cute tuchas, if I may add.
Niles: Sir, how do I look?
Max: Just fine.
Fran: Ms. Babcock is going to just plotz when she sees you!
Niles: You really think so?
Fran: I know so.
*Doorbell rings*
Niles: Would you like me to get that *Niles chuckles*
Fran: If you don't mind...
*Niles opens the door to see Ms. Babcock wearing a flowy gold dress. She looks
absolutely radiant*
Niles: Hello Hello...woah baby!
CC: Well thank you Niles. Hello Maxwell. Frannnnn...
Fran: Hiya Ms. Babcock
Max: The limo is out front, are we ready to go?
