Alice and Uniforms

well I was kinda tired when I did this and it was rushed so it's kinda stupid but oh well. The idea had been turning in my head for awhile and my friend wanted another fanfic so I desided to give it a go! It was fun anyway:D

disclaimer: Obviously not stephenie Meyer and I feel kinda stupid writting a disclaimer....are they really needed? this is the first one I've done


We've moved again. Some dreary little place in Wales. Not much to hunt but we'll survive...I hope.

Carlisle already has a job at the local hospital and even Rosalie and Emmett have gone for jobs. Rosalie's working as a grease monkey and Emmett's moving furniture for some little company called 'Well moved'. The rest of us are back at another school, the exception being Esme of course.

We had a nice little house in the hills, secluded from the rest of the town.

I was in the sitting room now, sitting with Alice. Bella and Edward also occupied the room, both needed calming. Renesmee and Jake were off on their honeymoon and would join us in a few weeks.

No one looked up as we heard Carlisle approach.

"You've all been enrolled in the private school on the far side of town, brochure on the kitchen table and I'm off to work. See you all later." He said as he passed the doorway. We heard the front door shut and then Carlisle drove away.

"New school, huh? Let's go see." said Bella, brightly, as she rose from the couch. Edward followed her to the kitchen.

I sighed quietly. A new school, new humans, worse prey to hunt... this was going to be fun...

"Relax Jazz. This is going to be a cinch!" said Alice, hearing my sigh."She's right, nothing to worry about." came Edward's voice as he and Bella re-entered, both smirking. Their emotions matched their expressions perfectly, smug and amused. My emotions matched Alice's, curiosity.

"What's up?" I asked suspiciously.

Bella looked at Alice

"Ready to go shopping!? We have uniforms to get!" she asked innocently and maybe a little too brightly.

A second passed ad I saw Edward wince at the storm that approached. And it came...very strongly...Alice snapped up,

"WHAT!?" she exploded "A UNIFORM!? THERE IS NO WAY I'M WEARING A UNFORM!!!" she was furious to her very core. Shaking, I could feel the emotion coming strongly off her. Great....

I suppressed another sigh as I sent calming waves her way.

"DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO CALM ME JASPER HALE!" she yelled before storming out of the room.

I shook my head, smiling, at her retreating footsteps. Edward chuckled as he sat himself back down. Bella didn't move an inch. She was still amused but that was almost drowned out by her surprise and guilt.

"I've never seen heard her yell at you..." she stated, still shocked.

"Relax Bella. It's fine. That was fun for all of us!" I said smiling.

"I HEARD THAT!!!" came Alice's voice. Shoot.

"Oops. I better.....go." I said as I exited and slowly made my way up to our room.

I paused outside the doorway.

"You may as well come in." She said with a sigh. I felt guilty then, she sounded and felt hurt it was my fault. I entered to find her sitting at the window seat. She gave me a small smile as I came over.

"I'm sorry," she said "that was over the top." I smiled as I sat down next to her. She cuddled into my side and I put my arms around her. We didn't say anything. She knew she was forgiven before she even said anything and she knew I was sorry, there was no need for words.

We watched the rain filter down, covering the treeless hills. The rain sounded different here. It was almost disturbing.

"Bella is right though. We do need to get uniforms soon." I said. Alice only groaned.