Riku, Sora, Vanitas, Terra, Ventus, Roxas and Axel woke up in an alley, all of their clothes gone. Sora shrieked like a little girl and dived behind a dumpster. Riku sighed and Roxas was on Axel's lap. He jumped up, blushing furiously.
"There was nothing going on!" he snarled
Axel got up and cupped his hand under Roxas' chin.
"Oh? Besides your cheek on my dick?"
"YOU PERVERT!"
Vanitas glared at Ventus, who was muttering to Terra.
Soul was yawning, rubbing the sleep from his eye. BlackStar was beside him, his cheeks flushed from last night. They were lucky their lady "friends" were out of town with the Thompson Sisters.
"I'm here!"
Kid came in, his hair dyed completely black.
"You're symmetrical, dude." Soul said
"Yes. I finally found the perfect hair dye."
BlackStar woke up and stuck his tongue down Soul's throat and then Kid's.
Riku and Sora were wearing garbage bags while the others kept a low profile in the alley way. They came upon Soul's room and Sora gave Riku a boost up. Riku nearly threw up at the sight of the three guys having sex.
"Riku, what's up?!"
"On the other hand, why don't you get Roxas?"
Soul saw Riku and Riku's eyes bulged.
"Hey, guys. We got a pervert."
"What? He likes yaoi?" BlackStar asked
"Dummy. In the anime, we're the most common pairing."
BlackStar and Soul started making out. Riku threw up all over Soul's floor and he jumped down. He was pale and panting.
"Hey, what's up?"
"Yaoi… I didn't think it existed….." Riku gasped
Sora was confused.
"Wait… I thought our pairing was yaoi."
"No, it's not. It's just a pairing. Besides, you like Kairi."
