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Ajhappyfeet


Chapter 1


I feel like this is the lamest tittle ever but I couldn't think of another that will suit this fanfic. Oh well, this is my first Animaniacs fanfic and I'm so excited that it's

finally the winter break! YAY! FOOD! AND SLEEP! Haha...anyways, just enjoy the story. :)


"Yakko, do we have to do this?" a voice with a Liverpool accent complained.

"Of course Wakko, it's the only time we get to see everyone again."

The eldest Warner shook his head while snatching the gameboy out of his younger brother's clammy hands.

"Hey! Give it back!" Wakko squealed.

"Not unless you put something nice on."

Wakko gave a little frown at Yakko but immediately headed to his closet.

"Does this count?" He asked holding up his beloved blue sweater and red baseball hat.

Yakko giggled, "I think you should wear pants this time."

"But I like having no pants! Remember!?"

"This is only once Wakko! One time okay? You'll survive..." Yakko tried to calm him down.

He held up a pair of tuxedo pants in front of Wakko's face. Then he grabbed a tuxedo blazer, a blue collared shirt and a black bow tie.

"Put it on!" Yakko demanded.

Wakko sighed, "Can't I at least wear my hat too?" He took it off his head and cradled it in his arms.

"No Wakko..."

"But I wear my hat all of the time!" He wailed.

Yakko thought about that for a moment. Was there a time he didn't? The eldest couldn't pinpoint a time when he didn't. However, he doesn't really pay attention to

those kind of details.

"Fine," He said. "You can wear the hat..."

"Faboo!" Wakko exclaimed. Even though Wakko was a bit reluctant to get out of his bed, he walked over to Yakko and grabbed the clothes from him.

As Wakko got changed, he heard his younger sister Dot skipping through the halls humming a few bars.

"Dot, are you ready for tonight's WB reunion?" Yakko questioned.

"Yup, I'm all set! I have my prettiest pink dress and my adorable yellow flower!" She reached up and adjusted the flower in her hair.

Yakko examined her sister and then fixed his bow tie on his tux.

"Looks like you're gonna impress some guy toon there..." Yakko teased. Wakko gave a whistle while wiggling to get his pants on.

"Eww Yakko!" Dot blushed, "Well, unless he's really hot... then I hope so."

Silence came in the room for a second. The two brothers glanced at each other, then they died of laughter.

"HEY!" Dot shouted trying to get over top of them, "What about you two stupid goofballs and other hot ladies like the Nurse? Or even Minerva?"

"Gosh, I wish they were there!" Wakko exclaimed. He still had uncontrollable laughter.

"I'd be in heaven once again." Yakko melted to the ground and pretended to faint.

"I want to jump in her arms again and say..." The eldest brother got up from the floor and the two said their catchphrase.

"HELLOOOOOO NURSE!" It made the boys laugh up more of a storm.

Dot just stood there unimpressed. Her face got rosier than the shade of her dress as anger settled Arms crossed and a tapping foot, her patience for them had

loosened.

"LISTEN! WE GOT TO BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES! If you two don't shut up for at least another minute, YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! Now let's go!"

Dot madly stomped out of the hall and out of the water tower in a jiffy.

Silence suddenly came again in between the two Warners.

"And she says she's cute?" Yakko stated.

Wakko shrugged his shoulders as they dashed out of the tower. They couldn't loose their little sister Dot.

It took a while to find Dot but since the view from the water tower was so grand, it was easier to do it now than on ground level.

"I found her!" Wakko announced. It only took him 10 seconds.

"Where?" The eldest Warner looked in his brother's direction.

Thousands of WB toons were heading straight into the building. It felt nearly impossible to find the little girl but eventually, Yakko caught up to Wakko.

"I see, she's almost in there already!" Yakko pointed.

And with that, they raced off after her.

"How did you do that!?"Yakko asked with astonishment.

"Nothing really," Wakko said. "I just read a lot of 'Where's Waldo' books"

That's a pretty big deal Yakko thought. It feels like a swirling illusion to me.

By the time they got there, Dot was no where to be seen. She was already inside the busy building. Yakko and Wakko pushed their ways through the crowd

of toons. They pushed through and greeted some of their co-stars and other famous WB characters. But they never had the time to stop and smell the roses.

"Hey, there's Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck! I need their signatures!"

The Looney Tunes were in their 'cool' corner hanging out with wine glasses in hands.

"Wakko, later we can do that! We have to go find Dot now!"

Yakko pulled his brother amung the crazy maze. They looked high and low but still couldn't find Dot.

Suddenly, a man in the distance was coming towards them. He looked old, bald and was wearing a familiar white sweater and spectacles that looked very familiar...

"SCRATCHY!" Wakko got out of Yakko's grasp and ran to the man. He leaped into his arms and gave him a hug and a big smooch on the cheek. At first the man had a

puzzled look of confusion painted on his face until he realized who the kisser was.

"Oh Wakko Warner! Good to see you again!" The man with a familiar accent said. He patted Wakko's hat head and lowered him down to ground level.

Yakko wandered closer to the man and greeted him back.

"Good to see you too Scratchy!" Yakko jumped into his arms and kissed him. "My, you don't look a day over 80!"

Dr. Scratchandsniff however, didn't look impressed with him.

"Yakko, I'm only 63."

"OH..." Blushing in the doctor's arms, he tried to come up with another comeback. Instead, he tried to change the subject.

"So doc...what's up with your life? Living in peace now since we're gone?"

"Nope," He replied, "Not exactly..."

Yakko was confused. "Aww... why Scratchy? The show's done now and we're done with our tricks."

Dr. Scratchandsniff sighed. "Well, it's because of that."

He placed Yakko back on his feet.

"Since Animaniacs was such a hit, the creators wanted to make a sequel series to your show. It's called Livlunatics and I have to take care of more rascals like you

guys!"

The doctor cleared his throat. "But instead of two older brothers and a sister, there's two older sisters and a brother. I'd say it's a rip off of Animaniacs but oh well..."

"Well, that's really weird..." Yakko said, "I would like to see this 'Livlunatics' one day."

"It's going to premiere tomorrow at 5. I'm pretty excited but...but..."

"Scratchy, what's wrong?" Yakko asked. He knew something was wrong. His fatherly instinct was telling him something.

Scratchy began to cry. " I can't believe I'm going to say this but...I MISS WORKING WITH YOU GUYS!"

He gave the Warner a big hug while sobbing on his shoulder.

Yakko reached in his big khaki pants and pulled out a box of tissues.

"Take some." He offered.

Without hestation, the poor man reached for a tissue and blew his nose hard.

"Thanks Yakko. Well, I just feel like they're not as great as a cast as you guys were when you were on Animaniacs."

The doctor made another loud noise into the tissue again.

Yakko, the slightly disgusted Warner patted Dr. Scratchandsniff on the back.

"It's alright, I bet you're the best one on the show then. You'll be a star!"

The snotty and teary man gave a small smile but then changed the subject.

"I heard some of them are here today."

Yakko exclaimed. "Goodie! I can't wait to meet them later on. I'll give them tips for the show!"

Just then out of the corner of his eye, Yakko finally spotted Dot chatting to Lola and Babs bunny.

"Bye Scratchy! Don't worry, I guarantee they would improve once I find them!" He left the man in peace.

Yakko headed straight towards Dot's table.

Dot was having a good time. She was very happy to finally talk to some toon girls after all of these years of hanging out with her brothers. When she finally

spotted Yakko coming towards her, she straightened her back and tried to sound cool in front of the girls.

"It's about time you finally came." Dot announced.

"Sis, don't ever do that again okay?" Bending down to get to Dot's height, Yakko scooped the girl up into his arms and cradled her like a baby.

"Yakko," Dot angrily whispered, "Put me down."

She saw Lola and Babs giggling at each other and was afraid that they were laughing at her.

"Little sis, I don't care. I think you need a lesson in manners."

"Seriously Yakko, you're embarrassing me! Put me down!" Dot repeated. She began to blush with anger.

"Oh Dot! Just chill! I'm not doing anything bad."

This was officially getting on Dot's nerve.

"Put me down immediately!"

"No, I like holding you!"

"Put me down or I'll kick you!"

Yakko giggled, "Dot, your teeny threats are sometimes very cute."

Lola and Babs kept on giggling away. The more they giggled, the more Dot wanted to actually kick him.

When her patience finally dropped, she shouted "THAT'S IT!"

After that, Dot extended her right leg back. She never really wanted to kick her older brother like this but this was the only way to get his arms off of her.

She counted to three in her mind 1...2...3...

"OWW! Dot!" The poor eldest brother accidentally dropped his sister to the ground with a thud.

"What was that for!?" He crouched over and rubbed his sore stomach, the place where Dot had taken her leg swing.

The bunny girls were in shock at Dot's sudden move. Guilt spread all over her face when Lola and Babs got up to help Yakko.

"You okay Yakko?" Lola asked.

"I'll get an ice pack!" Babs exclaimed. Without hesitation, she dashed to the kitchen.

"I'm okay Lola. Thanks though." Yakko said with pain. He gave a stern glare towards Dot. Dot felt sorry and had just about the same pain that he had in her system.

"I'm...so sorry Yakko. I...I don't know where that came from..."

Yakko coldly turned away from Dot. It left a cold, harsh feeling in herself.

Yakko immediately remembered this was a reunion, not a fight. This isn't a good time for a fight now... he thought. Instead, he turned around and saw the sad look

on her sister's face. He straightaway felt the same way Dot had right now. Pain, suffer, guilt. Maybe he should've put her down.

He coughed. "I'm sorry too...I...should have obeyed you."

Extending his arms out for a hug, Dot finally returned the gesture and hugged him.

"Yakko." Dot whispered.

"Yes princess?" Yakko whispered back into her tiny ear.

"Where's Wakko?"

The peaceful sentimental moment came to an stop.

Oh my! Wakko! Yakko completely forgot about Wakko. The sudden fear climbed in his brain. After trying so hard to find Dot, he just had to loose Wakko too.

"AHHH!" Yakko was fretting so much right now.

He grabbed Dot's hand and said their farewells to Lola and Babs.

Racing their ways around the crowds, they recognized even more WB toons' faces. It was just until they ran into Hello Nurse that Yakko started to get off track.

"Dot, stay here! Don't move!" Yakko cried.

The eldest Warner then dashed and immediately jumped into her arms while Dot ran and tried to stop him.

"HELLOOOO NURSE!" Yakko leaned in closer to her and gave her a big smooch. "Golly, you're still as beautiful as ever! I love your new hair cut!"

The poor blonde woman was perplexed why she still had to carry this creep in her arms whenever he jumped in them.

"Honey, you know that the show's over right? You don't have to do this anymore..."

"But who says I can't?" Yakko kissed her one more time until a man came over and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Excuse me, but why are you kissing my girlfriend?" The man demanded.

The man was tall, buff but slim at the same time. His brown hair was neatly slicked back and he looked like a health care professional also. His teeth were shiny and

white but his angry expression didn't express their shine at all.

When Dot noticed the man, she suddenly jumped into his arms and wailed out the quote also.

"HELLOOOOOO NURSE!" She gave him a smooch on the cheek like she always did.

"Uh...I'm flattered but...I have a girl waiting for me already."

He lowered Dot to the ground while Hello Nurse lowered Yakko.

The man wrapped his arms around the nurse and kissed her lips. She returned the favor and kissed him back. It almost felt like she was going to melt in his arms.

"Wait, so is that really your boyfriend nurse?" Yakko asked. He was hoping her answer was a complete 'no'.

The nurse looked at the man and back at Yakko. "Yes dear, this is my boyfriend Dominick."

With that response, it made Yakko's jaw drop. He was in shock that she finally got a boyfriend. Well, not that surprised because there's nothing really to hate about

her. But jealousy ran through his body which made him tremble with fear.

Dot pushed Yakko's jaw back to normal and went over to shake Dominick's hand.

"Hello!" Dot greeted shaking his hand. She acted like if her big 'Hello Nurse' gesture was imaginary.

"Hello, what's your name?"

"I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. Or in short, you can just call me Dot."

"Well that's a mouthful Dot! No wonder you have a nickname." Dominick laughed.

Yakko went over to him.

"But, if you call her Dottie, you will die." Yakko said that like it was no big deal.

The tall man suddenly let go of her hand.

"Uh...okay... I won't call you that then dear." He gave a nervous smile and patted Dot's head.

"Are you a doctor? I like doctors!" Dot asked him curiously.

Dominick adjusted his name tag. "Yes, I'm a doctor. I just started working with Isabella about 3 weeks ago."

"Who's Isabella?" Yakko inquired.

And just at that moment, the nurse came over and wrapped her arm around Dominick. Inside her hands were two wine glasses; one for herself and one for him.

"I'm Isabella, Yakko." She stated.

"Wait...I thought your name was Hello Nurse or nurse or..."

She giggled. "Yakko, you guys just called me that. Hello Nurse isn't my real name."

"Why haven't you told us before?" Dot questioned.

"None of you asked me, that's why." Isabella said, "I don't think Dr. Scratchandsniff even knows. He just calls me 'Miss Nurse'."

Yakko and Dot nodded their heads in belief. It seemed a lot to process in but it'll take time.

"Have you seen Wakko recently?" Yakko asked Isabella.

"He's the one with the red hat right?"

"Sure is..." Yakko sighed.

"Then I believe I did. I thought I saw him near the snack table when I went to get drinks."

Of course! Yakko thought. Why didn't I look there?

"Thanks Nur...Isabella." Yakko embarrassingly grinned.

"I don't mind if you wanted to call me Hello Nurse or Nurse still." She nicely replied.

Yakko smiled hard as ever. "Well, anyways. GOOD BYEEEEEE NURSE!"

Grabbing his sister's hand, they made their ways through the crowd and tried to get to the snack table. As he walked past toons, thoughts about the Nurse's

boyfriend had made a scar in his mind. Even though Dominick seemed like a nice guy, he just didn't feel comfortable accepting the changes.

Dot pointed at a figure with a red hat. "Hey Yakko, is that him?"

Yakko tried to look over at Dot's direction. Clusters and clusters of toons rampaged through the tight room making it hard to pin point a spot.

"Oh ya! That's him." Yakko laughed.

The only reason that helped Yakko identify his brother was the enormous pile of food that was on his plate. This is only the appetizer round!

"Let's go get him before he takes all of the food!"

As the two Warners got closer to Wakko, they noticed something odd. Other than Wakko's huge plate of food, he was talking to a toon girl that looked oddly close to

their speicies. The ears, the tail, the facial features and everything looked oddly the same.

"Yakko, do you think that she's a Warner like us?" Dot asked carefully examining her from the distance.

"My my, maybe Dot..."

The girl had black and white fur that covered her body like them. Her ears were made to look like pigtails while she wore ruby red bows on them. And she wore a

short tangerine coloured dress with puffy sleeves. She kept on smiling and talking to Wakko. It seemed like she's as zany as the other Warners and has the

personality to be one as well.

It felt like she was the Warners' long lost sister.


So ya.. that's it so far. I hope I get to update this soon because the next part I have in mind is interesting. I have a gut feeling that it'll go a different route than what

you guys expected but I'm guessing that's a good thing.

Comment, Review? I love to hear your opinions! :)