Ralph heard the sound of an inexpertly-blown conch nearby. Was it Piggy? No, it couldn't have been. Sucks to his ass-mar. No one else would dare...other than Jack. Oh, Jack. Ralph's feelings towards Jack were so conflicting that even he didn't know a one-word explanation for it.
Ralph followed the sound of Jack's inexpert abilities. Most of the others were there already, including Jack's suck-up, Roger. Ralph was jealous of how much Jack liked Roger; they appeared to be real friends, unlike Ralph and Piggy.
"What do you want, Jack?" Ralph shouted above everyone else's voice.
Jack made eye contact with Ralph, and Ralph's efforts to appear confident, independent, and annoyed immediately went to waste. He was mesmerised by Jack's cold stare. Ralph looked deep into Jack's eyes, and he could swear that they were trying to hide his vulnerability and need for help. Oh how much Ralph wished he could help Jack. They must've been staring at each other for a while because Ralph heard a snapping in front of his face. "Earth to Ralph!" he heard Piggy say, and realised that Jack still hadn't answered his question.
Right at that moment, as if Ralph and Jack's brains were connected, Jack said "I'm calling an assembly!"
"That's quite obvious," replied Piggy, drawing a few giggles from the ubiquitous littluns.
"Shut up, Fatty!"
"Classic Jack," thought Ralph.
"I'm calling an assembly...to confess my love for Ralph!" With that, he ran through the crowd, accidentally pushing over a few littluns, to Ralph, who had a three-foot radius around him cleared of people. Jack put his hands on Ralph's waist. Ralph silently replied by gently gripping Jack's shoulders. Jack took his left hand off of Ralph's waist and put it on Ralph's cheek, and kissed his soft, slightly chapped lips. Needing some happiness and love on this island, everybody cheered and hugged each other. Jack broke off the kiss, and smiled his lovely smile at Ralph, who in turn did the same. Jack glanced behind him at Roger, who was in an embrace with Simon, and nodded at him. Roger looked down at his chest at Simon, who was smiling with his eyes closed. He put his hand on Simon's jaw (gently), which caused his eyes to open. Roger leaned his head down until his and Simon's lips were an inch apart. Simon put his arms around Roger's neck, and jumped. Roger caught Simon by the butt and thighs just in time and held him tightly, then gave Roger a cute kiss, hugging him ever-so tightly.
