Ladyevel: I was bored and I'm doing this for lulz. *Epicface*
*points to Steve* You know what to say!
Steve: Ppfffttt,do you know who I am? I will not!
Ladyevel: Do I have to burn your Twilight books? *picks up a couple of Twilight books*
Steve: *Blushes* Th-those aren't mine..!
Ladyevel: *smirks* Fine,then you won't care if I do this..! *grabs random flamethrower*
Steve: NNOOOOOO!...fine...
Ladyevel: *smirks* Good boy. *pats head*
Steve: *drones* Ladyevel owns no characters in this fanfiction other than herself...
Ladyevel and Harkat: Please enjoy!
*Mr. Tall randomly pops up,riding a unicorn* Mr. Tall: This takes place after the books!
*Steve,R.V.,Debbie,Arra,Mr. Crepsley,Mr. Tall,Gavner,Darren and Kurda randomly fall into a dark area,into a living pile of bodies*
Steve: W-what's going on..?!
R.V.: *faces Steve* Master!...Did you plan this?
Steve: *growls* NO! And I don't like it!
Darren: Steve?! What are YOU doing here? And why is Debbie here?
Debbie: Darren? *tears up* Are you real? *runs up to Darren and hugs him VERY tightly*
Arra: That's not sorta creepy or anything...
Mr. Crepsley: Arra? Is that you?
Arra: Yeah,unfortunately...
Gavner: Larten?! *hugs him* I can't believe you are here!
Kurda: What is going on and why is it so dark?
Darren: You should ask HIM! *points to Steve*
Steve: WHAT?! If anyone planned this,it had to be you!
Darren: What?! You're crazy,leopard!
Steve: NEVER call me that,Shan!
Darren: *smirks* Why? Whatcha gonna do if I continue?
Gavner: Kill him,Darren!
Debbie and Kurda: No more fighting!
Darren: Why? He isn't going to do a thing.
R.V.: KILL him,my lord!
Mr. Crepsley: *sighs* *mumbles* Really Darren,really?
Steve: *Pushes R.V out of the way* Really? I won't do anything? *Smirks*
*Both of the half-brothers starts running towards each other*
Mr. Tall(Who has been standing near a corner 'till now,silently watching everything go down): *jumps in between both boys,who were inches away from each other with their hands raised in fists* Darren! Steve! Stahp it and CALM DOWN!
*All of a sudden the lights turn on and all of the humans,vampires and vampaneze look around*
Arra: A are we in a bloody tent?
*Before anyone can respond,or even think about that question,5 figures run into the tent.*
Steve: Gannen! What's going on? Why are we here?
Vancha: none of us know...
Darren: Evra! hi!
Evra: *smirks* Hi,Darren! Miss me?
Harkat: *frowns* I guess...I'm not missed...
Darren: Nonsense,Harky! *hugs him*
R.V: ...Harky? *bursts into laughter*
Vancha: Hey ugly! Shut up! *tackles R.V*
Steve: There is too much hugging going on...
Gannen: *nods* I agree,my lord.
Mr. Crepsley: For once,as much as I hate to admit-*Glares at Steve*-I actually agree with...ugh,I think I am going to be sick...Steve.
Seba: Oh,lighten up,Larten!
Mr. Crepsley: SEBA! Do you no what in the love of vampaneze is going on?
Seba: No,I am afraid not. It is just as sire Vancha said...
Darren: What about you,Mr. Tall? Do you have any idea what we're doing her and how?
Mr. Tall: Yes,you see we-
*wolves start running into the tent,interrupting Mr. Tall's explanation*
?: Don't you dare,Mr. Tall!
Kurda: Who was that?-*Looks around*-Where are you?
Mr. Crepsley: Show yourself!
?: *sighs* Fine...I thought this was going to be cooler...
*A teenage girl holding a notebook and a pen with thick brown hair,dark green eyes and really pale skin walks into the tent*
*Everyone gasps*
Arra: Are you the one that brought us here?
?: *nods*
Gavner: Why?
?: *smiles* To read a book of course!
Everyone except ?: W-what?!
Steve: Are you Fucking kidding me?
?: Shut up Steve! *chucks notebook at his head*
Kurda: But WAIT! How did you bring us back? Mr. Crepsley,Arra,Steve,gavner,R.V and I were dead right?
?: *picks up notebook* Yup!
Seba: Wait was Darren dead or not?
?: Well,kinda...It's confusing. VERY confusing...
Harkat: Can you at...least tell...us where we...are right...now?
?: Yes I can,we are in a tent in the cirque du freak camp right now. *smiles*
Mr. Tall: Yes! I'm home... *Smile wildly*
Darren: Wait,if everyone who first appeared in the tent was dead then that means...*looks at Debbie sadly*
Debbie: *nods* I died in the final confrontation,fighting...after you did...
Vancha: How did you bring us back!?
?: None of your concern..! I just brought you back to show you a book,and we can take turns reading it,okay? Anymore questions and I swear by the vampire gods I will punch...Gannen!
Gannen: What?! Why am I involved?
?: Because you are.
Steve: *Giggles*
?: Should I change it to Steve?
Steve: *coughs* No,I'll be good...
Darren: *snickers*
Seba: *sighs at the two boys* Okay,fair enough. *cough* But may I ask your name?
?: *sighs* ...Okay,that is a fair question...My name is...Ladyevel..!
Steve: pfffttttt,that's a stupid name!
Ladyevel: Hey! Don't hate! It's just a screen name!
Harkat and Mr. Tall: What's a 'screen name'?
ladyevel: *sighs* Nothing,just forget I said anything...
Vancha: Are we going to read this book or what?
Mr. Tall: *surprised* You actually want to listen to a book being read?
Vancha: *smirks* You sound surprised,Tall...I don't mind most books,they are just stories after all,but I can't read 'em so I don't bother with 'em.
ladyevel: Okay! Let's start this! *snaps fingers*
*A campfire appears in the middle of the tent,with log benches surrounding it*
ladyevel: Come on guys and gals,take a seat!
Debbie: Cool!
Arra: *stares at Debbie* Really? A campfire? Isn't that just a bit cliche?
ladyevel: Do I need to tell everyone about your...secret...involving rainbows,animals and a child's t.v. show?
Mr. Crepsley: What?
*everyone stares at Arra*
Arra: *bows and growls* I am sorry,ladyevel.
Mr. Tall: Can I leave? I would like to see the cirque...
ladyevel: Well,I suppose you can leave,but no one else!
Mr. Tall: Okay,but I'll be back to here some of the story...
ladyevel: *nods* I understand.
*Mr. Tall walks out of the tent*
*Everyone sits down*
Gavner: So what story are we reading?
Gannen: and who's reading it?
ladyevel: Excellent questions. I am going to have Darren read the first book,so he'll read the title aloud.
Steve: Why him?
ladyevel: Just because.
Steve: Because why?
ladyevel: Because SHUT UP!
Steve: ...
Darren: So where is this book? I wanna get this over with...
ladyevel: Here of course! *Book magically appears in her hand*
Evra: You NEED to teach me that!
R.V: So what's the name of the book,Shan?
ladyevel: WAIT! One more thing-While Darren is holding and reading this book,we will adress him as Shan. ok?
*Everyone nods*
ladyevel: Okay then. *Hands the book over to Darren*
Darren: Alrighty then,the name of the book...is...Cirque du freak: a living nightmare?!...
Hope you enjoyed it,I will continue after I get two reviews-from two different people,or if I feel like it...
I have one other dss story-Shadows,please check it out if you can!
Bye!
