"Surprise, I'm Not Dead"

"I am disappointed that we have only this day learned that you live," Thor said, glaring down at Phil, "as I am reminded that once I thought my brother dead when he was not… and now that he truly is…"

The demi-god of thunder looked close to tears, and Steve patted him on the shoulder; although the tears didn't last long when Phil heard a door opening and looked over his shoulder, to see Loki waltzing from the bathroom in only a towel, humming a jaunty Christmas tune.

Phil cleared his throat, and said, "About that…"


My third three-sentence fic. I was inspired by Loki faking his death, and my love of that rare ship, Loki/Phil.