The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sailor Moon and Transformers. The story should use same-sex relationships as a plot device!

Tuxedo Mask blushed as Bumblebee tuned his radio to the best romantic song available, which happened to be "The Stroke". Compliantly, he caressed the robot's shin plate. The man quickly melted under Billy Squier's silky voice, and soon found himself cuddling Bumblebee's leg, gently grinding against the cool metal.

In return, the yellow alien robot beast attempted not to crush his companion while petting him with one colossal finger. His electronic noise interjections clearly showed he was pleased with the tiny human.

"Bumblebee, I don't think we should be doing this, Optimus Prime said he might need our help…" Tuxedo Mask reluctantly stated. Slowly, Bumblebee sat up and re-adjusted to Justin Bieber's "Baby" cutting in with a "baby nooooo" before clicking off.

Tuxedo Mask looked into the mechanical orbs that served as eyes. He knew he couldn't deny his love. "Alright, alright. But if Usagi finds out… or the world is destroyed, it's on you." Happily, Bumblebee chirped and reclined once more.

"Play something hot," Mask requested, as he climbed over the mass of robot and car parts. For the first time that night, Bumblebee's song choice was somewhat appropriate. The human lay down between the bumper segments on Bumblebee's chest and fondled his headlight.

On the other side of the world, Optimus Prime and the autobots, as well as the sailor scouts, battled a massive fleet of decepticons and chitauri. Had Tuxedo mask been there to charm them all into surrender, perhaps the Earth would not have been lost that night.