Disclaimer- I don't own it. If I did, I would have made better authorial decisions.
Don't blame me for what you're about to read. Blame the zoo.
Biffy breathed deeply, his heart still racing. That had been...that had been one of the most memorable experiences of his life. He let his eyes drift close, trying to memorize every detail, so he could relive it at boring dinner parties and visits to his aunt's.
"My darling Biffy, have I upset you in some way?"
Biffy's face heated up on its own accord, and he shook his head vigorously, rolling over to face Lord Akeldama, who was looking particularly gorgeous in their after-sex glow.
"N-no, I was only thinking..."
"The most dangerous of activities," said Akeldama, smiling lazily. He had dropped most of his use of italics earlier in the evening; Biffy was honored. Even though Akeldama had scores of sexual partners, he still respected them both enough to be serious about it.
"I was...oh, it's silly," mumbled Biffy.
"Ah, nothing is silly in these precious moments," said Akeldama, rubbing his hand, pearly white and not-that-cold against Biffy's arm. His slender fingers traveled up past the bite marks on Biffy's neck to toy with a lock of Biffy's black hair.
"I was thinking...that this was really great. You're really good at this. I hope I was, you know...enough."
Akeldama laughed, exposing his sharp white fangs. "You were more than enough, my lovely Biffy. I enjoyed myself thoroughly."
"Oh, good," said Biffy, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Was it what you expected?"
"Was it...my lord, I do not think I can..." said Biffy, blushing. "I had high expectations, so I suppose it was almost what I expected...except..."
"Except what?" asked Akeldama curiously.
Biffy, no idea of the treacherous territory he was heading into, blithely continued, "You were a lot...looser than I expected, my lord. Down there."
Biffy, despite his relative newness in Akeldama's employ, noticed the shutdown of Akeldama's features and the careful rearranging of them before he spoke. Biffy felt his cheeks heat up again. Oh, what had he done now?
"Oh, was I? And why was this so surprising, my darling?"
Biffy flinched at all the added italics.
"No, I wasn't trying to insult you, please believe me. I was only surprised because, well, vampires heal so fast, so I didn't think you'd be so wide, and, oh, forgive me, please!"
Akeldama seemed genuinely surprised, his eyebrows raised to his hairline. "Is that so? A well-reasoned argument. It would hold true if I had not been so stretched before my metamorphosis, and not been frozen in the exact stasis my body was in at the time."
"You were wide like that before you were a vampire?" questioned Biffy, a devious grin beginning to spread. "My lord, what on earth did you get up to as a mortal?"
Akeldama's returning grin wasn't as heartfelt as Biffy would have liked, but it was as good as he was likely to get. He privately filed this subject as one he would never broach with Lord Akeldama ever again.
"Ah, I only give up so much information at a time, even after lovemaking like yours."
Biffy squeezed Lord Akeldama's arm affectionately before saying, quietly enough to let Akeldama know that he was embarrassed about it, "I was glad, you know. I was afraid I was going to hurt you, that I'd stretch you too far or make you bleed. I was so relieved when I didn't."
"Oh, Biffy!" was Akeldama's touched reply as he all but smothered Biffy with a pillow in his enthusiasm. "I had no idea you cared that much!"
And as Biffy snuggled against his love's chest, he reflected that he had never loved being smothered by a pillow quite so much.
Pointless fluff, but I couldn't help myself. Reviews are love! :)
