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Here coms a CBS sitcom about a man who tells his kids the most longest, over detail, and boringest story ever about of how he met their mother starting from 9 years before he even did. Also this show is in no way a rip off of Friends even though it aired a year after it was cancelled.

How I Met Your Mother

Go on this romantic journey as we meet Ted, this hopeless romantic in New York City as he tries to find the one. While also listening to all these other stories that has nothing really to do with this quest to meet the one at all. Wow, he might had just told his kids to listen to stories about my past.

But he is not alone on this journey as you meet his other friends who are here with him. Like Barney, this womanizer who spends his nights having sex with strangers, saying annoying catch phrases, trying to hook Ted up, and well acting like a child most of the time. Robin, this Canadian news reporter who use to be a teen pop star, doesn't want children, and is so emotionally detatched that she abandons her husband and friends for fame. Also she is Ted's creppy obsesive crush throughout the series. Also Marshall and Lily, this co dependent married couple who were Ted's friends in College and really adds nothing to the plot. I mean they didn't evn have to be on the show and it wouldn't change anything of the plot.

While you wait those nine seasons to finally meet the mother, in the meanwhile enter this love triangle where Ted and Barney would go through these hard feelings they both have for Robin. See them compete for her through physical and verbal arguments as they both try to show their love for her on and off. Even though this thing was rigged for Ted to win since season two, which makes even angier for you to think about.

In between this love triangle non-sense, witness things into the nine seasons of the series while you wait to meet the mother. Things like Ted having 3 other girlfriends that wasn't Robin or the mother. Barney having 2 other girlfriends that wasn't Robin. A baby plot that gave something for Marshall and Lily to do on the show. And all these other adventures that was just a filler to get to the horrible last season and the even worse series finale that made stop watching the show for good and probably the thing that had you forgave the Seinfled finale after watching this one.

And when you do get to meet the mother it will only be a couple episodes in the final season, where it just mostly be in flash backs and flash forwards. The show will make you fall in love with her with her depressing backstory and how she still remained a good person, just for the show to kill her off 5 minutes before the show ends. Yeah they even been dropping hints about it throughtout the series, yeah this is not a nice show.

Starring:

Premature Old Man (Ted)

The Only Reason You Watched This Show (Barney)

Accurate Real Life B*tchy Celerbity (Robin)

Down to Earth (Marshall)

Sterotypical Mean Wife (Lily)

And...

Bad Things Happened to Good People (Tracy/ Mother)

How I Wasted Your Time

So all the episodes the kids appeared in they're sitting in their future living room wearing the same clothes, except this one episode where they're wearing different clothes and sitting on a deck. Does this mean that future Ted is telling them the stroy in one day or continuting the stroy throughout other days? Ahh this confuses my brain!