There seems to be a top ten list coming up for best Pikmin fanfiction, the genre being any, so here's my humor fanfiction for Pikmin 2, hoping to make that list when it finally comes out in the forums. Enjoy!

Cough drops: Chapter 1

Darkness made its presence well known in the secret entrance of the perplexing pool, where two pikmin surreptitiously lurked, searching for something unknown. They approached a warehouse, with a series of buttons. The yellow Pikmin tapped on the warehouse while the white Pikmin stood behind him.

"Nine...blue...eight...seven..."

"All you're doing is saying random things while tapping on metal," said the white Pikmin. He pushed the yellow out of the way, pushed in the correct buttons and the door opened, revealing another door. Then, drawings began to make their way across its front.

"What are those symbols?" asked the yellow Pikmin, whose name was Yellow.

"I don't know," said the White Pikmin, whose name was White.

A code began to slowly form on the door.

"Alright, this is boring," said Yellow impatiently, and he pushed the door open and walked inside.

"This place is dark," said White, following behind.

"That's what she said," said Yellow.

"What?"

"Never mind..."

The two walked over to a counter with a lamp resting on top of it, and saw a package of cough drops. White reached over to it, but Yellow held out his hand.

"That might be the plot," he said.

White reached over and touched one of the cough drops. Instantly, they all began opening and hovering in mid-air.

"This is me scared!" said Yellow.

"Maybe we should have downloaded the speed run before coming here. What are those things, in any event?"

"Blargh..." said the cough drops. "Blaargh! Blaargh!" There was a pause. "Blaaa--"

"What do you want?" shrieked Yellow.

"That's it, nobody calls me that!" said the cough drops. "I'm going to put you in a retirement home, where you will be told stories by my grandmother!"

"That's what she s--"

White glared at Yellow.

"Sorry."

The cough drops slowly drew closer together and formed into a giant monster.

"How do you like that description?" asked the monster. "It's so vague, I could look like anything right now!"

Yellow and White began to dart away as the monster followed them.

"Do you have your phone?" yelled White.

"Yes," said Yellow. He pulled his phone out, dialed a number, and stowed it back in his pocket before the two sprinted away from the massive monster. They approached a cave, letting out the steam from underground, and leapt inside. A bulborb came and gave Yellow a pizza as the monster towered over the cave, trying to get in.

"You ordered a pizza?" asked White.

"Well, I thought that's what you wanted," said Yellow.

I know this was mad short, for real.

Awards: None yet.

What are awards? Well, if you've ever been to Youtube, you'd probably know. If I get a review saying "Funniest Pikmin fanfiction of all time (Number 10)" then my award would be the tenth funniest Pikmin fanfiction of all time. You get the idea, which is why I need reviews here. Peace!