It had been two months since the Cullens had left the small town of Forks, Washington. Bella Swan was completely depressed and almost zombie like and her father Police Chief Charlie Swan was fed up with her moping around depressed.
"Bella Swan I am completely fed up with this moping around the house not doing anything so that's why we are going to the Dr. Phil show today," Charlie said.
"Dr. Phil, me, on TV!" Bella sputtered as she walked up the stairs to get dressed. Charlie drove Bella to Seattle where the Dr. Phil show was being taped.
Meanwhile in a Seattle hotel room, Emmett Cullen was turning on Dr. Phil to watch it while the rest of the family minus Edward were watching with amused expressions on their faces.
"And today's topic is horrible breakups and our first guest is Isabella Swan and her father Charlie," Dr. Phil said.
"Bella," everyone said in the Cullen's hotel room staring at the TV screen. Edward burst into the room from moping in the small unused kitchen.
"Bella's on Dr. Phil with Charlie," Edward said and everyone nodded dumbly.
"So Bella can you tell us what happened?" Dr. Phil asked and Bella nodded her head no. "What about you Charlie?" Dr. Phil asked again.
"Well, Bella had this boyfriend named Edward Cullen, and about two months ago he and his family moved to LA because his adoptive father had a job transfer, and she's been miserable ever since," Charlie said and with that the Cullens ran out of their room at human speed.
"To the Emmett mobile," Emmett said and the Cullens ran out to the Jeep. As Dr. Phil finished explaining the post-breakup stages all of the Cullens burst into the studio and Edward ran up to Bella who's eyes had lit up like a child's on Christmas morning.
"Edward," Bella sobbed into his rock hard chest.
"I'm so sorry Bella, I caused you more pain by leaving than I would have if I stayed," he whispered in her ear.
"Well we are going to cut today's show short a little bit and then I will explain what happened on tomorrow's show," Dr. Phil announced and the audience sighed and started filing out. When it was only the Cullens, Charlie, Bella, and Dr. Phil left it was when Charlie snapped.
"Do you know how much pain you've caused Bella in these past two months?" Charlie yelled at Edward.
"Charlie please calm down Edward's been the same way," Carlisle said as Jasper sent a wave of calm over Charlie.
"If you don't mind I'd like to speak to Bella and Edward alone," Dr. Phil said standing up.
"Sure thing Dr. Phil, hey Carlisle are you guys coming back?" Charlie asked.
"Yes," Esme said.
"Well Bells I've got to get to the station so you can go with the Cullens after this," Charlie said and Alice squealed.
"YAY, shopping trip!" Alice said hugging Bella.
"Come on Alice," Bella sighed.
"No you are going shopping with me," Alice said.
"Come on love, away from Alice before she gets anymore brilliant ideas," Edward said dragging Bella after Dr. Phil. When they were seated in Dr. Phil's office, Edward and Bella sighed.
"You might as well let them in," Edward said as the rest of the Cullens piled into Dr. Phil's office.
"You do know you're going to have to change her Edward, it was the same for me," Dr. Phil said and all the jaws dropped in the room as Dr. Phil changed forms.
"Oh my god, Dr. Phil's a vampire" Emmett said quietly and everyone else rolled their eyes at Emmett's idiocy.
"Yes, my whole family is my wife was human and so were my adoptive sons and we follow your animal diet," Dr. Phil said.
"Finally Edward someone else besides you family agrees," Bella said.
"It's the best way because I did the same thing you id leave and then come back and it only sent my wife into deep depression," he replied.
"Fine," Edward said.
"Well I need to hunt so if you will excuse me," Dr. Phil said.
"No not at all but if you're ever in Washington again feel free to come to Forks," Carlisle said as they exited the office. Once everyone was seated in the jeep with Bella on Edward's lap and Alice on Jasper's they set off to check out of the hotel and head back to Forks.
"Edward, did you know Jacob is a werewolf?" Bella asked as they parked the car and everyone turned to stare at her.
"Oh this is just great," Rosalie said sarcastically.
"When did you find out?" Carlisle asked from the driver's seat.
"A week after he and two more wolves saved Laurent from killing me for Victoria," Bella said.
"Laurent tried to kill you!" Esme said.
"You really are a danger magnet," Emmett said and Rosalie smacked him hard on the back of the head.
"I can't believe it," Edward said as they walked into the hotel and to the elevators.
"I'm just glad my family is safe and whole again," Esme said.
Two hours after that the family was sitting in the Cullen living room watching Alice convince Bella to stay for a girl's night.
"Of course I'll hurt Edward if he tries to leave again," Alice said into the phone.
"Thanks Charlie," Alice said into the phone and hung up.
Alice of course then proceeded to drag Bella up the stairs to give her a makeover.
"You've only been back a matter of hours and you're already torturing me," Bella said as she was placed in the vanity chair.
"Shush," Alice said and in a record of an hour and a half she released Bella to Edward's room to sleep.
"I'm so tired," Bella said as she fell into Edward's arms.
"Sleep love and I'll never leave again," Edward said.
"They're all sitting outside the door right?" Bella asked.
"Goodnight Bella," Emmett called, and was smacked upon by everyone.
"Goodnight everyone," Bella said as she fell into a deep comfortable, nightmare free sleep.
"Oh look dear, Emmett's gotten so much taller," Esme said as another Emmett sized head dent became visible in the wall and Bella laughed, halfway to dream land while muttering something about skittles.
