DOMESTIC CYBERMEN 1

A.N HI! RPQ here. I made this funny story (I hope) when watching

Earthshock (The Cyber 5th Doc story) from the "Eating a well prepared meal!" argument.

So here it is. 80's Cybermen at lunch!(RPQ

The Cyberleader was confused. He read that eating out was fashionable on Earth so he arranged for the entire fleet to be fed at the Lywood hotel in the Orkney Isles.

Apparently the nice Daleks had killed the bad Daleks and conquered Scotland. Their pink Dalek butler had set the table very well with complementary bread and butter.

"DO – YOU RE- QUIRE- STAR- TARS!"

"No, we are fine."

"VE- RY-WELL, - CYBER-MEN!"

"The fleet will have T-Bone steaks for main course and ice cream for pudding"

(All Cybermen while banging fists on table) "ICE CREAM!"

"Yes all right calm down!"

"Sorry leader" chorus echoes through hotel.

" NO – MO-RE ,-OK!"

"Yes Mr Dalek"

An hour later

"HE-RE IS YOUR FOO-D!"

"Hmm! Why have we never done this before?"

The 5th doc is behind him

"Because you were idiots. Did you have the lamb? LOVELY!"

"We had Steak and Ice Cream"

(Doctor and Cyber soldiers) "ICE CREAM!"

"SH-UT UP! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

3 guesses

Back in ship

"I should never have taken the fleet to a restaurant!"